LOOK AT WHAT MY GIRLFRIEND GOT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Art by the incredibly amazingly talented Countess Rose

holy frick though actually so today is my birthday right, like literally midnight an hour ago was my birthday, Jan 10, and my girlfriend (THIS GAY PERSON) was like "heyyyyyy bitch time to open presents" which i didnt even know you could do? Like i've never opened my birthday presents at midnight before but whatever i live in oregon now which is basically just diet canada super liberal town, so there are no laws, fuck the state i do what I want

AND SHE GOT ME A PRINT, OF THIS ART??? also cute pink jammies and a literal industrial shipment of nerds candy but THE PICTURE

Look at those two?? they are literally so gay and canonically in love ???? they even have CATS you guys thats like a lesbian staple

I have been awake for many hours

BUT REALLY LOOK AT THEM, BLESS UP FOR SUNFLOWER, THE PUREST AND MOST CANON SHIP OF ALL

ok im gonna go to bed now and when i wake up itll still be my birthday, take that liberals
~scampy

Comments

[TamiyaGuy]

Happy birthday! And wow, what a pic, even got the kitties in there

Man, opening presents at midnight is some real "fuck you i do what I want" energy. Fight the system!

[The Cloptimist]

Happy birthday!

[Natedogg2006]

Happy bday

[iAmSiNnEr]

happy birthday!

[Olden Bronie]

Happy Birthday, Scampy!

[Hellblazer]

Happy birthday!

[Nailah]

Happy birthday Scampy. May you get many headpats on this day. <3

[PresentPerfect]

hap bort :)

[daOtterGuy]

Happy Bday Scampy!

[Sledge115]

Happy Birthdayyyy \o/

[The Shadow of Light]

Happy Birthday Scampy!

[Ice Star]

Happy birthgay!

[Posh]

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[CapNTilfy]

ok im gonna go to bed now and when i wake up itll still be my birthday, take that liberals

ngl that made me

How many people can say their girlfriend made their cats canon?

Happy Birthday, Scampy!

[Csquared08]

This is fake news. Ray is nowhere to be seen. How dare you promote this!

[TheLegendaryBillCipher]

Happy birthday Scampy! 🌻