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Super Trampoline


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A Fantastically Cynical Way to Get Downvotes · 10:35am Feb 2nd, 2022

I just realized if I want to get a bunch of fresh new downvotes on

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My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!
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, I just have to temporarily make the title, cover art, and story description super saccharinely pro-trans and then drop a link on /mlp and /pol and a few other spots on 4chan and associated sites. And the salt will flow.

(To be clear, while I don't explore trans themes particularly often in my stories, probably on account of, you know, not being trans, I do have two trans Trixie stories in the works. Well, actually one isn't specifically trans, but it isn't not trans. The other is my first M-rated comedy in a while, which might end up being my longest one-shot ever. (currently title holder is my Gila Monster closet story which is literally I think like my third story ever). Lots of girl-dick jokes. Not punching down. I Pinkie promise. most of the jokes are actually just about how much Trixie and Twilight hate each other and how Trixie's annoyingly libertarian. I'll have some trans friends pre-read it too.)

Anyway I'm no longer in my violent commie stage, so transphobes no longer get the wall, but they sure as fuck are still getting the reeducation gulag.

Love you all, drink plenty of water, stop procrastinating, fuck cops, be gay, do crime. We can build a better future together!

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whatever you do please make sure to use this image somehow:

it lives rent-free in my head and i dont know why, i think it's that the stance and the eager expression of the Twilight are just too cute!

fuck cops

I'd say "and not in the fun way" but the stress relief might actually help the trigger-happiness that's your actual problem with them. And some of them probably did join based on claims that a man in uniform is irresistible... Stop resisting!

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If the cop is your gender and they don't consent you can knock out that one, "be gay", and "do crimes" all in one go.

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Fuck that got dark quick

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My favorite part is the premium vintage word art. Anyway, same energy:

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I've been half tempted for a few weeks now to write a story called "Izzy hate fucks a cop" which consists almost entirely of Izzy and hitch arguing police politics while fucking

I already downvoted this, like… years ago.

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Thank u fam; u da real MVP

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