The Apotheosis of Super Trampoline · 6:09am Aug 23rd, 2022
My new story is probably the most super trampoline thing I will ever write.
My new story is probably the most super trampoline thing I will ever write. It goes probably three or four or five or six layers of meta and that's not an exaggeration. It was written in a single methamphetamine fueled 6000 word without a single bathroom break session not with voice to text but with a computer keyboard and it is about Pinkie Pie living forever and you both dying and living forever too and also artificial intelligence and President William McKinley, who it turns out I was correct about and also the evolution of biological life and a message to the Future. Life's weird and cool. I hope to write many many more stories and finish many many more stories, but if this were the last thing I'd ever write, I'd be okay with it psycho read it if you want to see super trampoline in full super trampoline form. You don't have to read the whole thing but please do read at least some of it, and then read the very last paragraph actually I think it's the last two paragraphs but yeah. I love you all. Please live with life and love and happiness and joy and peace and Hope and of course, laughter. Have a blessed day
--Super Trampoline and Pinkie Pie
I saw the title of this blog and was immediately harrowed.
5681268
In what way? XD
5681321
You becoming the living quintessence of Super Trampolininess. :V Ascending to a higher plane but then coming back here because they don't have weed. ;D
5681323
Lol I'm glad in the story The hypothetical gun to the Head was regarding mine and who was president in 1900, not your head and weather super trampoline likes weed because I don't smoke at all and I only very occasionally have edibles. Now methamphetamine and MDMA and LSD now we're talking. And I don't buy cocaine cuz it's overpriced but I mean if you give me cocaine I will snort it
5681347
this guy, he's okay :)