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Darkest Stories Ever 305 stories
  • Darkest Stories Ever 305 stories "This isn't your everyday darkness, this is.... advanced darkness." - SpongeBob SquarePants
    Created by IDontWatchMLP
    - March, 2019
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Lyra thinks Discord is an idiot for not thinking to dodge when the Elements of Harmony were about to strike him. Discord thinks this is the perfect opportunity for a game.


Part of the Borderworld.

Now with audio reading by Dreamless Portal. Chinese and Spanish translations also available.

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If you lost someone you spent your whole lives with,

Would you want to hold onto your core values?

Or would you want to punish the culprit who ruined your life?

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Twilight Sparkle has been the princess of Friendship for over three hundred years. She has watched countless ponies die. She has helped more than she cares to admit through the pain of loss. She has watched as time marched on and even the most important are forgotten to time.

Twilight is ready to move on.

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After an expedition into the Everfree Forest ends in disaster, Applejack and Rainbow Dash take refuge in an abandoned cabin until morning.

This is probably a poor decision, but it's only one night, after all. How bad could it be?

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A suicide right by the school of friendship.
Why would someone do that when there was help so close?
Twilight can't let this go as just a tragic incident. There has to be a reason.
*UPDATED*
I just added some detail and fixed a couple small problems. The story itself is unchanged.

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Like most, I used to be a regular guy going about day-to-day life. Now? I'm stuck in a world of anthropomorphic ponies, deemed the most dangerous thing to ever grace the lands alongside a mismatched trickster, dark magic emo twat, lying (though admittedly sexy and hot) bug queen and a power stealing hybrid cunt.

Worst part though? I've been turned into a Nuckelavee from RWBY.

Swell.


So yeah, I've decided to do a displaced story where a guy gets turned into a grimm from RWBY, specifically the Nuckelavee. Maybe within the first five chapters I'll get some crossovers with other stories/writers going, who knows.

Any who, this has been Redsummer, and I hope you enjoy.


P.s: this is inspired by Equestria's White Fang by Garnet Naturea


P.p.s: I do not own either MLP, RWBY nor the cover art. So do not assume I do.

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1000 years ago, Discord fought a battle against the Royal Sisters Celestia and Luna... and won. He locked them away in the sun and moon respectively, and has reigned as king, shrouding Equestria in chaos and darkness. For 1000 years, the ponies of Equestria suffered, learning to live by stealing, lying, being greedy and angry, and yes, even at times... by killing. This is what ponies know- this is their life. However, there is hope... an unknown hope, deep beneath Canterlot, in the Canterlot caves. There is a secret community there, called the "Harmony Underground". A Unicorn by the name of Twilight Sparkle, who has lived in safety of the "Harmony Underground", finds out about the terrible and harsh outside world, as well as the true horror of Discord's rule. Now, there is only one thing she has set on her heart- to stop Discord, and bring peace and harmony back to the land! How will she do this? By finding and utilizing the ancient artifacts known as the Elements of Harmony! She just has to find them, and then figure out how exactly they work...
(Cover art not mine, also I do not own MLP:FIM.)

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The fate of Equestria once again hangs in the balance. But it comes in the form of the deadliest organism imaginable. A super predator made to hunt apex predators. A form of life dedicated to the eradication of any organism born under a star.

Help however doesn't come from Equestria's God Princesses or The Elements of Harmony... It too comes from the stars... In the form nopony would ever suspect.

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In order to secure a future together, Discord grants Fluttershy ascension into a entity of chaos.

Gaining abilities of the elder creature Cthulhu.

Though after the ritual, Fluttershy must learn to cope with new cosmic powers at her command.

Gaining cultists.

Opening up portals to horrific dimensions.

And learning to live with odd new transformations her body is starting to undergo.

At least Discord is at her side for guidance, if that can be seen as a positive.


Made Popular On 6/18/19

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Dedicated to my friend, Midnight. This one's for you. May you find your light in these dark days.

~No longer headcanon as of season 9, episode 12. This means Scootaloo's parents in this fic and her parents shown in that episode are not the same ponies. This is an AU, hence the tag.~

*This story has a happy ending, so please don't downvote before reading the full thing.*


Dreadwing is a magical creature who feeds from the energy of foals who have yet to earn their cutie mark. After finishing with his previous host he moves on to Scootaloo, a young pegasus who can't fly. As usual, he absorbs the intense emotions present in the mind of the filly. Unlike all the other foals he's seen, however, the strongest thing he can feel in her mind isn't happiness, excitement, or anything vaguely positive. It's despair.

This cruel being who knew nothing but stealing joy from young foals for the millennium he's been alive looks into why Scootaloo is so unhappy for such a young filly. It just so happens that ponies have a darker side than even he had ever witnessed, and despite being what he was, he realized there were monsters out there worse than he.

TW: mild language, domestic abuse, depression, self harm

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