This story takes place after the episode "Bridle Gossip."

One morning, Princess Celestia wakes to see she's laying eggs and is unable to stop. She and her sister, Princess Luna, go on a small journey to find a cure for her embarrassing condition.

This story is a sequel to Plastered Pony Princesses

In a fit of boredom, Luna decides that while sobriety has had its perks, a good bottle of whisky sounds like just the thing for a hot afternoon.

Only one thing stands in her way: an obstinate shopkeeper asking for identification.

Doesn't he know who she is?

Celestia loves her little sis - but family has a way of making it difficult sometimes when very bizarre secrets are unveiled.

Tonight is one of those nights.

There's not much to say about this stupid little thing. I was searching the archives for another greentext I wrote and stumbled back upon this one that I had forgotten about. It purely came about as a result of seeing the cover pic for the first time.

Said cover pic is by Tomatocoup

Princess Luna and Twilight Sparkle feel that Princess Celestia has been eating cakes almost non-stop. Unfortunately, they can't seem to get her to cut down on her cake addiction, so they turn to Megan Willaims to find a way to help them. Can she find a way to get the ruler of Equestria to change her most famous habbit? This is a crossover between G1 and G4.

Cover Art: Fur Affinity

Since Luna's return some of Equestria's rival nations have felt threatened by the extra goddess now ruling along side Celestia. Many of them don't respect her or even listen to what she says and a few have even chosen to remove her from power, whether through political machination or assassination. This newest assassin though, he is different and the longer he stays and the more he tries to end Luna the more Luna discovers about him. For the assassin Luna presents something to him he has never encountered before and it causes something in him to change the more times he tries.

Star Swirl the Bearded is one of The most influential ponies of all time. So why is it that behind all the myths and legends of the pony, none seem to know where he came from, and none know what happened to him? Who was Star Swirl? Twilight Sparkle will learn, from the stallion's own journal, filled with his memories (literally), who he was.

Princess Celestia catches a book thief.

The thief stays for tea.

Edited by Melange and RBDash47; cover by RBDash47

Technically set in Crisscross and Anzel's Quill and Blade universe, but knowledge of it isn't required. Originally an entry for their Super Summer Jam contest.

Ever since humans and ponies make an contact, the earth was never the same. Ponies there, ponies here. Ponies everywhere. Sounds good enough, right? Well, there is always that one dude who dislikes the good things...

The Cutie Mark Crusaders test the urban legend of writing to Princess Celestia at 3am. Everything goes wrong.

May you find many wonderfully atrocious grammar errors, if there are any o.o.

Damian is a 24 year old man still living at home with two loving parents and three younger siblings, good friends and a week old brand new motorbike.

Life is good and summer had just started.

But fate can be unpredictable and Damian’s destiny lies elsewhere.