If there's a fire, Starlight Glimmer calls the fire department.

If there's a robbery, she calls the police.

If she goes to a world outside of Equestria -- and we mean "test a portal that goes to a world outside of Equestria" --

Well, that's what these two humans who claim they're from some organization called "Odd Squad" deal with. Whether she likes it or not. And frankly...she doesn't.

This is a standalone piece and is not connected to any of my pre-existing MLP and Odd Squad crossover stories.

Written for the A Thousand Words Contest II, under the Experimental section.

Otto has a gift for a sick Olive: a life-size pony plush.

She is not having it. Yes, a life-size pony plush is something she would love, but just who are the idiots who came up with that last name for the one she was given?

A quickfic for Pi Day.

Character designs, as well as various tidbits of information, belong to the ever-inspirational ravioliet, who also inspired me to write this story.

Plush comes from AZGchip.

In Odd Squad, unicorn tears hold magical properties. They are able to cure any odd disease known to mankind, and as such, they were often sought out and obtained in bulk by Odd Squad Doctors and Nurses.

Long after the cure has been forgotten, Dr. O, head Doctor of Odd Squad Precinct 13579, decides to bring it back into the medical mainstream. Even if it means resorting to a prohibited method.

An entry for the A Thousand Words Contest II, under the Horror section.

Olympia. Odd Squad Agent #91 who is a recent hire of the organization into Precinct #13579 following her advance graduation from the Odd Squad Academy.

Pinkamena Diane Pie. Better known by her nickname Pinkie Pie. The Bearer of Laughter who has been living in Ponyville since fillyhood.

To others, they're two separate beings living two separate lives in two separate worlds, and they want it to stay that way.

To each other...they're one in the same.

Under Oscar's command to stall Oprah so he and the others can get things ready for her surprise party, O'Malley tries his best. But there's only one solution that seems the most reasonable when all else fails: weaponizing enemies from alternate dimensions. Surely the ones from this one, cutesy-wootsy as it is, are rough, tough, and have kill counts amassing double-digits, right?

Oprah can't possibly take them down the same way she took down half the population of Precinct 13579's Creature Room, right?

Oh, for Pete's sake, she's probably maybe decades old. They should beat her easily. Just what is the issue?

"Other" tag encapsulates the full amount of characters, which goes beyond the tag limit. AU tag has been added due to veering away from the events of "O is Not For Old" as well as contradicting FiM canon.

Cover is an Odd Squad show screencap, from the episode "O is Not For Old".

Yes, this a crackfic. No, don't take it seriously. That's how aneurysms are born.

Rated SV for Senseless Violence. (You can make an exception for crackfics, I'm sure.)

Apple Bloom manages to inadvertently give a bottle of cider to an immortal 231-year-old who rules an entire government organization.

Said 231-year-old has a meeting with 11 of her employees.

This can only end well.

Not connected to any of the Pinkie Pie Visits stories -- thus, no pre-reading of those stories is required to understand this one.

Light inspiration comes from this Fandom post and a conversation on Discord.

This story is a sequel to The Story In Which Pinkie Pie Visits Precinct 13579

Pinkie Pie is going for her semifinal stop on her Odd Squad tour. This time, she heads to the city of Montreal, where she meets a pair of Odd Squad Directors who are quite well-known and have stories aplenty to share.

A story in the Normalcy is Magic collection.

On their way back from an alternate dimension after a tough case, Orla, Oswald and Opal find that Omar has, of course, picked up a souvenir.

A really...weird souvenir.

...Why is it moving and talking?

An attempt at writing a short story with exactly 2,000 words.

A story in the Normalcy is Magic collection, a collection of crossover stories that are connected with Odd Squad.

This story is a sequel to The Story In Which Pinkie Pie Visits OSMU

Olympia, an Investigation agent of Odd Squad Precinct 13579, finds a new friend in Pinkie Pie when she arrives for a visit to check out more of the organization. As they soon find out, the similarities run deep...and so does their friendship.

A story in the Normalcy is Magic collection, a collection of crossover stories that are connected with Odd Squad.

While searching for the person who razed her hometown, a catgirl named Peaches runs into 11-year-old Agent Mandy, a pony-human hybrid Odd Squad agent whom is believed to be the culprit. However, Peaches ends up getting much more than she bargained for, as not only is Mandy not the culprit, but the catgirl recognizes her as her cousin. Despite this revelation, Mandy is intent on making her new friend warm up to her.

Along with Olive, Otto, Oprah and the Mane Six, the two girls manage their way through life in Odd Squad, all while dealing with the organization's many villains, Vallea's powerhungry King Ashero, and their true origins.

An idea for a fake TV show of sorts I put into concept about two years ago that is a crossover between MLP and Odd Squad. Basically: take my Odd Squad OC, throw her at the wall with six colorful equines, and see if she sticks. I have no regrets!

...

I have some regrets.

NOTES:

- These stories may be edited at any time. They aren't final, and some need a fair bit of work done on them, but are good enough to publish in my eyes.

- This writing is, quite obviously, not my best. This is more something I'm writing for kicks and isn't meant to be taken seriously as far as professionalism goes.

Part of the Normalcy is Magic collection.

Main entry into the TAoPaM 'Verse.