As a child, Jacob was never much for people. Yet, he longed for friends. The people he was surrounded by were never appealing to him. Too annoying, too grumpy, too arrogant. Disagreeable personality, or too nice to the point it seems arrogant. Jacob didn't like people. There wasn't a single person that he found was like him. He preferred being alone, watching television, or reading. This process of watching TV alone followed him into his adulthood, where he discovered My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. A world of life and love. Something vastly different than his life. Like many other fans, he wished to go to Equestria. Where the world didn't seem to fake. Well, his guardian angel arrives in his dreams to grant the depressed man his wish. However, what awaits him is a familiar feeling. Solitude. Where the only thing that moves is dust. Only Dust.

William was a country man. A true hunter. His father helped him kill his first deer when he was twelve. He claimed his father's forest when his father succumbed to lung cancer, and treasured his father's rifle...which was also passed to him in his will. His father always carried a powerful weapon: The Barrett .50 BMG, whenever they hunted. It was simply a treasure to William, something he never left his house without. It was this rifle he used to obtain food and money. He would take or sell meat and hide from his kills to obtain money and survive in the woods.

One day, his land gets foreclosed due to his inability to pay his mortgage. This added to the deep depression he suffered ever since his father died. He decided to end it all. He stuck a suppressor on his rifle, took all the ammo his father gave to him in his backpack, and went into the forest to take his own life. However, after stepping into a puddle, he is warped into the Everfree Forest. After looking through the scope of his rifle, he spots a lonely orange foal. He decides to keep an eye on her from the Everfree, making sure she's safe.

Scootaloo, however, hasn't seen him...but she knows he's out there to protect her. To watch her. To make sure she's safe.

An experiment by Twilight lands The Mane 6, Spike, Big Mac and Zecora in the world of Team Fortress 2! Now they are forced to shoot against each other as they fight on opposing teams in the battle for dominance! Who will win the fight, and who will go home bloody?

This is a fan-made, alternative ending to AuroraDawn's "Rainbow Factory". All credit for the original story, and the source of my inspiration, goes fully to her.

Pinkie pie discovers a documentary about the rainbow factory. She gets twilight to use that one spell in "Sonic Rainboom." and take her to cloudsdale to see if it's real. I know it sounds stupid, but just read it.

Rainbow Dash messed up big time.

When she insults Discord, the Lord of Chaos and Disharmony, again, he decides to teach her a lesson she won't soon forget- by turning her into a cake.

Now it's up to Dash's friends to find a way of turning her back from a delicious cake to her normal pegasus self.

In her defense though, Discord IS rather funny looking.

Inspired heavily by TomSka's video, 'Cake', which can be found here on YouTube.

Not to be taken too seriously, I just wanted to have a bit of fun and get rid of my writer's block.

Anypony who knows Brass Kalibur knows that he's excelled at his job for his entire life as an assassin. What they don't know, and what he will soon find out, is that while he may be Equestria's greatest assassin he's also probably Equestria's biggest introvert. He can speak eight languages fluently, he has an understanding of psychology up to the point of a doctor, he can kill an armed opponent with his bare hooves, but he has difficulty making friends, which, unfortunately for him, is exactly what he needs to do for his next mission.

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This is my third fanfic, after the other two didn't turn out so hot, I just kind of thought "Meh, third times the charm" as I made this one. I got the idea for this one when I was watching "Ledge man and assassin" by TomSka on youtube. I was thinking "You know, they should make a movie about a master assassin who just so happens to be really awful in a social environment" And from that moment on, I've been thinking of how I could make this a pony fanfic. I personally think it turned out decent and I have a few more chapters coming, let me know what you think about this :P

Nope, still have no words.

Based on comedy sketches by TomSka and a random YouTube video I found a while ago.

Rainbow Dash was having a relatively good day. However, when a weird cow comes by, the day turns to a 'wat'?

Obviously based off of TomSka's "asdfmovie8".

Everypony in Ponyville goes to attend a DJ Pon-3 concert, but instead Not Eminem shows up and begins rapping spaghetti related rhymes causing mass hysteria, ear damage, and casualties. Can the main 6 possible stop this danger? No, probably not...

Are your keens weak and arms heavy? Well don't vomit on your sweater, cause it's mom's spaghetti.

I know this story is terrible, I wrote it in a couple hours after making some 'mom's spaghetti' jokes with my friends. Please don't hate me for completely wasting your time.