Twilight always thought that being able to send the Princess her letters instantaneously through Spike's fire breath was the best thing in the world. Instant correspondence with her mentor and secret crush could never be a bad thing, right? Unfortunately, Twilight has a habit of writing her secrets down on flammable materials. Now her secret's out, so what's a panicky unicorn to do? Panic, obviously!

You think you know me so well, don’t you? I’m a spirit of chaos, and nothing else. You don’t even know the half of it! Sit back and indulge me for a little; I’ll make you understand what it truly means to be chaos itself.

(Featured on Equestria Daily: July 16, 2012.)

I get sent to Equestria. Yay, very original. Well, I'm not exactly a pony. Am I at least something else that's cool? No. Am I at least something that's worthy of a story being made? No. Am I at least something alive? No. I'm a GOD DAMN ROCK.

Not only is this a parody of every HiE fic, it also explains my crazy theory of the same recurring rock. I also have a kind of grimdark ending that my screw-up mind came up with.

Why won't everypony leave Cheerilee alone about being single?!

(Featured on EqD.)

(Audio versions by Mr Kenyon and FarnesyFudge.)

Scootaloo is absent from school, causing worry for Apple Bloom and Sweetie Bell. When she returns the next day, she is not the proud and enthusiastic filly they know her as. With great concern Apple Bloom and Sweetie Bell approach Scootaloo after school.

What could be so bad that it would make their strong and brave Scootaloo cry?

(Note: Well this is my first fanfic for MLP:FIM, I maybe a little rusty, haven't written a fic in about 8-10 years. I hope you all enjoy. Also current picture is temperary until either I create one or some fabulous brony honors me with their art.)

Some memories aren't lost forever; they simply become part of the background.

Lyra just can't wait to share her new thoughts and ideas with her best friend, Bon-Bon.

She's done her very best to avoid this day—diet, exercise, medication—but she can't avoid it any longer: she needs to start taking insulin. Luckily her friend is there to help her. A repudiation of 'diabetes ruins everything forever' stories.

For thousands of years, mules have used their mystical martial arts to protect the very ponies who despise them, but when the scandalous "Cakegate" photos reveal Princess Celestia for the confection-snarfing tyrant she truly is, the mules decide it's time for a regime change. It's time to assassinate Princess Celestia!

Featured on Equestria Daily on 6/11/2012, Star-5 Story.

Scootaloo finds out about Red Bull, but does it really give you wings, and how will the other Cutie Mark Crusaders react to such a claim?