"Humans.... Quite possibly the most infuriating mythical creatures in existence. If you ever have the 'luck' to meet a Human in your travels across Equestria, then you must be careful. Humans are extremely powerful creatures, some would say more so than Celestia or Luna, they are also more unpredictable than Discord. They can help you in a tight spot if you're lucky, or play nasty tricks on you if you don't hold the Human's favor. In my time I've seen a Human give a filly pounds upon pounds of gold, and the same one turn greedy ponies into gold. The only one I ever have seen 'face-to-face' was in my earlier years, he helped me repair my wagon when it broke down in Everfree Forest, by fix I mean a whole new one appeared not ten feet away, and the only thing the Human asked for in return was a spindle.... But be warned, never anger a Human, a trick or two in fair game is fine, but if you ever manage to truly anger a Human...... you'll be part of the small number ever to meet non-existence." - Star-Swirl the Bearded.

A silly nonsensical story, not to be taken seriously. Some chapters are not connected to others.

While on the case of who stole the free pens from the bank, the bumbling Detective Dan trips and falls down a manhole and ends up in the land of Equestria.

There he does what he does best: break things and make false accusations.

As for the folk of Ponyville, Twilight must contend with a creature with a shorter attention span than Pinkie.

Yes, this is a fic about a character from "All That" and I regret nothing.

To anyone under the age of 20, Detective Dan was a character on "All That" which was a sketch comedy show on Nickelodeon in the 90's.

Part 1: Lyra's Pyro Predicament
Part 2: Twilight's Demoman Devastation
Part 3: King Sombra's Robotic Retaliation

King Sombra was soundly defeated by Princess Cadance and Shining Armor almost a year ago, and the Crystal Empire was free. Now, after a teleportation mishap, a lone Engineer from Gray Mann's massive robotic army has found itself in the mountains just on the border of the Empire with one task in mind: complete the experimental Lvl. 4 Teleporter and bring the robotic forces to Equestria...but what other dark forces might be laying dormant in those caves?

When Twilight comes back from her week long visit to her brother's house, she finds out that everything has changed. Canterlot High is babbling about some magic girl from another world, but Twilight knows better. There's no such thing as magic, or portals into other worlds.

Right?

EDIT: Wow. Never expected the feature. And by the way, thank you for anyone who commented with a consructive criticism. I'll be reading as many as I can and keeping them all in mind for the future chapters as well as going back to edit the past ones periodically. Enjoy the story!

EDIT 2: Went into the first chapter and tried to fix up the 'Twilight did X' issue that many people commented on. (Thank you to those who did.) Hopefully it is a bit more readable now.

EDIT 3: After fan feedback on a massive error I made where Princess Cadence was an out of control lunatic, I rewrote the Twilight meets Twilight scene so that it flows better and actually stays in character. Thank you for anyone who made a comment about this, I am listening to your feedback and writing my future chapters accordingly. (If there are any more of these, I'm going to keep these in a changelog in a blog post.)

Pipe Down has had his cutie mark for many years. Now in his twilight years he is furious when someone demands that he change it.

In search for a replacement for his pet Daisy (his rabbit). Doomguy finds himself in Equestria right after Twilight enchanted Smarty Pants with the Want it Need it spell. Now what could possibly go wrong with a Blood Thirsty marine who just defeated the minions of Hell more than once?

You may experience some naughty words!

don't worry the ponies don't swear.

There are somethings that can't be explained. Crop circles. UFOs. Pinkie Pie. And then, there's this rolling renegade. Check your bushes, fillies and colts; there might be a Rammus waiting.
(Reader's POV is from Rammus's) Rammus's POV is 2nd Person.
League of Legends / MLP crossover. Not your cup of tea? Mo'kay.

During a picnic, a mysterious portal appears out of nowhere in plain view of Twilight and the rest of the gang. Curiosity gets the better of them, so they decide to enter the gateway to another world and see what's on the other side.

After transporting them to this strange new world, the portal powers down inexplicably, trapping the Bearers of Harmony in a strange cube land with no way back.

How will they get home? What dangers will they face lurking around every corner?

More importantly, what does a lonely crafter have to say about all of this?

A re-imagining of my old story, with heavily edited chapters.
Cover art courtesy of the talented Sharpieboss
Minecraft/My Little Pony crossover

A strange pony tries to steal Twilight's crown! But when Twilight finds out that said pony has only good intentions, she agrees to travel to her world and make things right, in the ultimate MLP/video game crossover that everypony has been waiting for!

"... This is too ridiculous NOT to read! (And you can quote me on that, if you wish.)" -Magical Trevor, Fimfic User and Magically-Inclined Trevor

(When told the title of the story) "I'm going to need you to kill yourself." -Menelven, Nice British Fellow

"A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, [Twinkletail], the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king." -Mufasa, One-Time King of Lions (Paraphrased)

I always thought of myself as the adventure kind of pony...

"Are you sure this is such a good idea?!"

"Of course it is! Twilight went there right? So why not us?

But sometimes, it's good idea to listen to that little voice of reason in your head...

Where am I? This doesn't look like a high-school. Wait, a second... What in Equestria am I?!

Because sometimes, that little voice of reason can be the difference between a good time...

Dear Luna...their going to kill me!

And fighting for your life...

RRRRRAAAAAHHH! *sound of tireiron hitting skull and body hitting floor*

Pant... Pant.... Pant...