Summed up as the Nazi Space Pirates Crusade against the Communist Republic of Bananas, written by a guy with too much time and too little to do, on the continent of Equestria, with clichés in love stories, gangsters, cowboys, superheroes, etc…, and the final pursuit of the be all end all, Soup.

Octavia Philharmonica is a desperate mare. Her involvement in the ill-fated "pony pokey" at the prestigious Grand Galloping Gala has left her blacklisted among the elite of Canterlot who form her clientele. Faced with the possibility of being evicted from her apartment for inability to pay rent she decides to take a temporary job at a local nightclub. Of course, she's never set hoof in a club before and has no idea what she's getting involved in . . .