Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship.

And she's not happy about it.

Hear what Celestia has to say back! Check out the spinoff:
Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student by keaton-furman-prower

Still want more? Have a multiverse spinoff by MixMassBasher, my contributing writer for Seasons 5-9.
Letters From Across the Disgruntled Multiverse

Editing by Neko Majin C.

Disclaimer:
The following is a work of parody, and is protected as Fair Use under section 17 U.S. Code § 107 of US Copyright Law. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and all affiliated characters are property of Hasbro Inc.

[Complete!] When Rarity finds out how little Twilight gets out of the Library, things get out of hand as she decides to take it upon herself to teach Twilight the ropes of dating. As Rarity drags her around, Twilight begins to have a good idea of who she wants to ask out.

Spectrum Analysis is an ace detective from Manehatten, and his assistant Eye Spy still has some work to do. They both are in for the case of their lives, when the mayor of Ponyville calls them in because a criminal known as the "Cutie Mark Killer" is striking down on innocent ponies. Every Monday morning, a picture of a cutie mark is hung on the town hall door, and by Sunday evening the bearer is dead.
Spectrum and Eye team up with bearers of the Elements of Harmony to take down this villain. The only problem is that they have no idea who it is. The killer seems to leave no trace of evidence behind.
Will Spectrum and his friends stop the Cutie Mark Killer in time?

2022 REWRITE IN PROGRESS

After being rudely awoken from Cryo-sleep, John-117 finds that the Forward Unto Dawn has been sucked into a gravity well, causing it to fall towards an unknown planet. In the crash, he is separated from Cortana and falls alone into the Everfree forest. In addition to this new complication, old memories from a scarred and tragic past haunt his dreams, putting his remaining sanity on edge.

However, he has little time to ponder these thoughts, as he encounters the planet's... peculiar... inhabitants.

First 19 Chapters proofread by Bravo 539 and Shadownamesto.
Credit for the intro sequence goes to Blaze Spectrum.

Current rewrite will not necessarily follow the old story but certain events and details may be reused.

A powerful spell from Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns has caused countless belongings to disappear, including five of the Elements of Harmony. All of these items have been transported to a different world. It's now up to Twilight and her friends to retrieve the Elements and any items they may find along their way. The only twist? This world just finished its third world war.

This is Dominick, Dominick works at a five star restaurant called, The Pony Palace. There, some of Equestria's most popular celebrities pop in to have a drink. Sometimes they share stores and even secrets, because as we all know, what the bartender hears is confidential, isn't it.

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