Sonic has such intense narcissism that he believes himself a god, to the point where he runs around, telling everyone. After years of no one taking him seriously, he goes on a rampage, killing everything in his path to prove to the rulers of this land that he is serious about this.

There's only one problem with this...

He's not actually a god, and the rulers are.
They also see him as a joke.

This story is a sequel to Princess Cookieheart’s story

Queen Cookieheart has sadly died. Cookiemilk, who was abused by her siblings, has to take care of the land now. A jealous pony named Twishy Wishcake wanted to ruin the cookie family. Discord gets put in the spell that makes him love her and Cookiemilk’s sisters and brothers get teleported into a different world full of beautiful creatures called Pokémon. Cookiemilk tries to save her family with the help of Ash and Pikachu!

It turns out Celestia is dating Gabby ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Twilight having quite the creepy crush on the solar princess doesn’t take the news very well. Is up to Spike (not to be confused with his past tense counterpart: “Spiked”) to snap Twilight out of it. In the process, Twilight will learn a few truths and facts about her world that flew over her clueless virgin head.

This is a shit-post fic. If you take any of this seriously, please call your internet provider and cancel your service, then hand over your devices capable of connecting to the internet to a sane person. People like you are ruining the internet for everyone. If you can read this fic just to have fun please ignore all this. Thank you 🙃

This fic was the result of a very “questionable” chat I had with a few of the guys in the official FimFiction discord server (go check it out, it's pretty nice, very cool people, lots of nonsense) about Celestia X Gabby and some other crack-ships and what not. The following day (the 21 of april 2021. Don’t believe in whatever date appears in the stats, this was written months ago. I just forgot to hit publish), trying to cure the writer block that has frozen any progress in “A Love Beyond Worlds“. I wrote this entire fic in just one sitting, taking inspiration it that chat and what nonsense I could think of. In the hopes that it would cure my writer's block… Spoiler alert! It didn’t :(.

As to why the chapter is named that way. I wasn’t planning to publish the fic, and instead I just shared the google docs link on the discord server. However, “FireTails” (one of the users that unknowingly helped give birth to this fic in the discord server) complain of the lack of a night-mode option. Being a “night-mode supremacist” myself, I quickly put the fic here and set a password so other night-mode users could enjoy it. In the end this and the positive feedback the fic got convinced me to publish it for good… three months later …. Anyway, as a thanks for the encouragement, an apology for not providing a night-mode option, and because I can’t think of good titles. The fic’s only chapter is named after “FireTails” (who, to be fair, has contributed to keeping the site running by being a gold sponsor. So he does deserved to have a chapter of a fic named after him, even if its a shit-tier fanfic)

Also, if you are interested in reading a more serious Celestia X Gabby fic go check out “You Will Be Great“. I’m also working on another, longer fic for that ship, plus another crack ship mentioned in this fic.

Enough BS and self promotion. I hope you enjoy the fic ^w^

The lost princess of cookies, princess cookie-heart, was abused by her dad and mom. She runs away and visits Ponyville, and meets 6 new friends. Together, they defeat tons of villains! Cookieheart soon becomes the leader of the main 6, and meets Discord, her new true love. Will they marry each other? Or will the evil monsterfly take him from her?

After a spell misfires, Twilight and Big Macintosh find themselves trapped in a world like none they've ever seen before. Together, they will face adventure, hardship, loss and longing, as their shared experience brings them closer together.

This story is a sequel to My Little Dashie

FEATURED APRIL 1st, 1993

It was suppose to be a normal Christmas for John McClane, spend time with his two young children and hope to continue the process of fixing his mess of a marriage. What he didn't bargain for, but should have expected, was on his way to L.A. his flight would get grounded in the middle of nowhere, Kansas.

What starts out as a annoying delay becomes a race against the clock as a unknown group of mercenaries descends upon the small town, their original plot also delayed by the pending storm. But when McClane finds a lost blue pegasus filly, all hell breaks loose.

Now he must stop a terror plot against his home country, help an innocent talking horse find hope, and make it home before it's too late. Can McClane save Christmas? Or will he have to make a choice between his family, or my little Dashie?

...nope, couldn't write that with a straight face.

Twilight Sparkle and Spike continue their day together in dimension 299 and get ready to go to a special event.

Twilight goes through the Equestria Girls portal again for the fifth time now but something goes wrong. A warm hole combines the human world with MLP with Zootopia and they all end up in the Zootopia universe. Now they gotta find a way back.... or do the?

Full chara list:
Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow dah
Applejack
Rarity
Pinkie pie
Fluttershy
EQG Twilight
EQG Rainbow
EQG Apple
EQG Rarity
EQG Pinkie
EQG Fluter
Judy Hopps
Nick Wild
Chief Bogo
Clawhauser
Mys. Otterton
Harry Styles
Niall Horn
Liam Pain
Zayn Malik
Lewis Tomilson
myself (Lindsey)

This is a story about an Alicorn who comes to Ponyville before all of the story starts. Adventually he must SAVE one of the main six (Rainbow Dash) while trying to stay together with his new girlfriend - Twilight. He must save her from Nightmare Moon.

PLEASE NO HARASSMENT IN THE COMMENTS: Harassment is when you tell me you don't like the story without reading it or when you make fun of me without anything against me. Don't do this please.

THIS IS DEDICATED TO MY GRANDFARDER WHO DYED IN WORLD WAR 2

Thanks!

This story is a sequel to Detective jakkid166 Go Equestria Now

Detective jakkid166 might be th greatest detective in the world, but what he ISNT is gonna be found out! Today his past comes back to haunt him when he go back to we do the he has to find out who is causing the murders of the around the world. In this spawling epic he will come across friends and bad not friends and find out if he is truly frothy of his detective title. And also theres ponies like Twilight and stuff. So read it or else you will miss the stunning big part 3 of the DETECTIVE jakkid166 equestria series!