I'm fine with Celestia.

Celestia loves me.

Nothing is wrong.

After a nightmarish magical error, a small group of university students sent to Equestria for a study are now unable to return home. Permanently. Companionship with one another had never become more important for them.

Well, minus one. His name was Joey Belfort. Nothing quite remarkable or unremarkable about him on the surface, which unfortunately often leads to being overlooked. Constantly forgotten, overshadowed by his peers. Sometimes the road to success is a treacherous and painful one.

Of course, he of all people already knows this. This is his story.

(Takes place in G4 after Twilight becomes a princess.)

Edit: Featured on day 2 of release! Holy cow! Thank you guys!

Double edit: featured again!! That's craaazy

This story is a sequel to DIE HUMAN!

Princess Luna very calmly approached Anon. Anon very calmly and tactfully ran for the hills.

You ended up in a land of ponies.

And for some reason, they have the urge to murder you.

How will you get out of this one?

Nightmare Moon rules Equestria with an iron hoof. Her reign is glorious, and her methods are cruel. On top of that, her short fuse is known across the land as the most dangerous weapon Equestria has ever seen.

This rage tends to be a problem when it is unleashed around her husband, Anon. The poor human is very squishy, and although it's unintentional, he often bears the brunt of her fury. This can sometimes be... fatal.

Thankfully, Nightmare Moon has mastered a spell to make this less of a problem. Nothing will come between her and her husband. Not even death.

...Something that Anon has grown uncomfortably used to.

After Twilight's big fight and clean up of Tirek's and Discord's mess with the power of friendship Celestia is on duty to clean the rest of the hysteria. But there's something that requires her attention first... something unworldly that shouldn't have known what had happened.

A single earth pony.

Luna is gone. Big Mac had been happily married to Luna for several years before tragedy caused Luna to revert back to Nightmare Moon. His delicate mare has become brash and aggressive, and he must learn to love her for who she is now.

Sequel: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/547792/nightmare-moon-visits-her-in-laws

Twilight wonders if it was a good idea to take in the strange "human" creature that stumbled into her life the other day.

Celestia has something to show her.

The RunicTreetops 100th fic special!

Jonathon's return home from Equestria went as flawless as one could have hoped for when it involved the use of magical incantations, runes, questionable sample requests, and the need to have the timing perfect. Everything worked out, and Jon was back home.

The only problem was asking if Luna wanted a bottle of water.

This story was inspired by two sources:

1). The AI generated artwork used as the cover.
2). By an old FIM favorite of mine, Exchange.

My name isn't Jonathan. The self insert tag was me projecting how I might be acting if this was me experiencing it.

Losing a wing as a Pegasus can be tough, and losing your parents at the same time? It would be enough to break just about anypony. Icarus has hope though, hope that he can do better. Hope that he can find a way to fly again. Hope to have not a foster family, but a real family. Though things do not go the way he wants them to. He runs into somepony that you'd least expect to be his father figure. Hopefully said father figure can handle the emotions of a nosy 18yr old colt.

There will always be someone for you, in the most unlikely of places sometimes. So do not feel you are alone, there is more for you than you know. <3

*There will be a lil bit of Romance in this too. not enough tag space :3
*Art was acquire with the help of Nonnyadict