It is recommended you read this story in one of the Dark formats in order to better distinguish the colored text of the 'other voices'.

Hey folks! Name's Deadpool!
I thought that was all of us?
It is. He's just introducing us as a single entity.
Will you two idiots be quiet? I'm trying to talk to the readers! Anyway, I know you've all been waiting with bated breath for this story ever since it was announced, and here it is! And it's going to have everything you'd expect of such a story!
Explosions!
Adorable father-daughter bonding moments.
Total babes!
Awkward hilarity.
Not to mention me, Deadpool, the merc with-
Daddy, who are you talking to?
Oh hey Chryssi! Just telling the readers about-
Are you breaking the fourth wall again? I thought you were going to teach me how to do that today.
That's what I'm doing! Say hi to the readers, Chryssi!
You will all love me and despair as I feed upon your adoration to become an unstoppable god!
That's my girl! Hey, wanna read the story with me?
I brought popcorn and chimichangas.
*sniffle* You're the best thing to ever happen to me, Chryssi!

Hey look! We've got cover art now!
Aww, you were so cute at that age!
And I'm not cute now?
Now you're sexy!
We should thank Sanyo21 for the image.
Then I guess I'll throw up a link! Nnnghha! http://www.fimfiction.net/user/sanyo21
...did you really have to literally throw it?
Yup!
Oh, and for those who don't know yet, this story is part of the PWNY-verse. It's not all about us - even if it should be - but you'll probably enjoy it to-Oh, stop making me a shill already!

Oh, by the way, it's recommended you read this story in Dark or Ultra Dark. Some of the colored text doesn't show up clearly otherwise. Not necessary, but just a suggestion.

Sunset Shimmer has finally rebuilt her life at Canterlot High. She has friends, she's in a band, people like her, everything's going great...

And then out of nowhere, she turns back into a small talking unicorn.

Now, with the help of her friends, she has to figure out why she's suddenly a pony in a human world, and whether or not she can become human again...or will have to leave her new life and go back to Equestria.

(Cover art vector sources: Elsia-pony, TheShadowStone)

Now with a TVTropes page!

Rainbow Dash usually had her head in the clouds, but she always thought she knew up from down. When an incredible revelation sends her life into a tailspin, she finds herself at the mercy of emotions she never thought she had, faced with hard questions and impossible choices.

Life is full of changes, but none of them are quite as disturbing as having a horn pop out of your skull…

Original Lauren Faust canon; non-alicorn Twilight, non-alicorn Cadance, no ascension. Diverges from the cartoon after season 3, with nods to later continuity wherever possible. Contains mature themes.

After an ambush on a diplomatic mission, Obi-wan and Anakin barely escape with their lives. Stuck on Equestria with no fuel and no communications, they will uncover a dangerous plot that will test their resolve like never before.

Undergoing revisions.

It has been more then a month since the destruction of Mephiles the dark and harmony was once again restored in Equestria, so Celestia sends Sonic, Shadow, and their friends to the Crystal Empire to introduce them to Twilight's brother Shining Armor and her sister in law Princess Cadence. But the new Nightmare Moon decides to cause trouble and decides to make a new evil hedgehog named the Chaos Phantom out of the Chaos Emeralds to get rid of Sonic and Shadow once and for all. As Chaos Phantom arrives at the Crystal Empire during the night, the New Nightmare Moon tells him to take the Crystal Heart and then he disappears in a mirror before Sonic, Shadow, and the others could stop him. Can Sonic, Shadow, and two of their friends go into the mirror and stop Chaos Phantom or will he carry out the new Nightmare Moon's wishes and finish them once and for all?

Six months have passed since Sonic, Shadow, Tails, and Nyx returned the Crystal Heart to the Crystal Empire. Now it is Sonic and Shadow's big day as they get ready to marry Rainbow Dash and Sunset Shimmer. But before they could perform the ceremony, Nightmare Amy crashes the wedding. She takes the main six away, and scatters them in different parts of Equestria. Now it's up to Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Knuckles, Nyx, Sunset, Spike, and an old friend of Sonic's to save them. Will they do it, or will Nightmare Amy finally get her revenge?

It's been two years since Sonic and Shadow defeated Discord and now thanks to Sonic's friend Tails they can return to the land of Equestria. But when they get there they learn that their old enemy Mephiles The Dark has returned and has the five of the main six under his control and Twilight and the princesses as his prisoners. Can Sonic and Shadow along with their friends stop Mephiles before it's to late? Or will Mephiles finally get his revenge?

*note* This story contains five of the six Elements of insanity and contains Nyx from Pen stroke's Past Sins. Although this story features Pen Stroke's Nyx (Past Sins), this story itself is not related to Past Sins, nor does it require a reading of Past Sins. And although this story contains five of the six Elements of insanity I don't own them all the credit goes to their creator theinvertedshadow.

When Discord escapes and the elements of harmony are no use against him anymore Princess Celestia with help of her sister Princess Luna use a spell to go to an Alterate Universe to bring forth two heroes to help save Equestria. Can these two heroes defeat Discord once and for all? Or will Discord finally win and take over all of Equestria?

A strange creature of shadow saved Fluttershy from a hungry manticore. At first, the timid pony was deathly afraid of this being, but within a short time she had began to become friends with it. The only thing that troubles Fluttershy is that the shadowy creature is completely silent, but she soon learns more about this creature and it's origin. She thought she was right fear nightmare moon, or Tierk, but the more she learns of this dark creature the more she learns that she was so very wrong.

For years, Twilight Sparkle and Queen Chrysalis have been at each other's throats. Both have experienced victory over the other, and both have experienced defeat. Out of all the creatures in Equestria, none despise each other the way the pony Princess and changeling Queen do. They seemed destined to remain locked in battle forever, or at least until one is finally dead at the hooves of the other. The cruel insults, the vicious loathing, and the powerful spells that have passed back and forth between them at each meeting have become the stuff of legend.

Imagine Twilight's surprise when she finds out changelings consider this dating.

And now they're married.

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Sequel: Pony Courtship Rituals

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Some beautiful fanart of the end of chapter three was done by Dmann892; you can see it here.

More awesome fanart, this time from chapter one.

Now with a TvTropes page (obligatory TvTropes warning goes here).

If you want a Russian translation, you can find it here.

There is now a reading of the story on Youtube, which starts here.