A Friendship Is Witchcraft fic. A reasonably intelligent pegasus with pretty good eyesight who puts up a ruse to protect her only child? A look at the real Rainbow Dash and the lengths to which she'll go to protect Scootaloo. All of Twilight's friends have something to hide, and Rainbow laments that their act is the only way to keep her dangerous attention away from them. Oneshot.

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie take on evil, fighting all crime to save the day!

Can the two overcome the villain's fiendish, shapely plot this episode!? Stay tuned and find out!

Trixie has met the most beautiful pony ever - Trixie. But how will Trixie react to the relationship between Trixie and Trixie?

Rarity enjoys something other ponies would never dream of doing, and she enjoys it a LOT.

Bruce Lee didn't die. He just went to a land of magical ponies. Then he solved all their problems.

The star system Omega Centauri was just another oddity on a map to scientists in the not too distant future. However when they found the star was orbiting an earth-sized, earth-like planet instead of a black hole as its motion had suggested, a mission was scrambled to investigate this most unusual of celestial behaviors.

Hamstrung by politics, and nearly crippled before it began, the 'Lone Ranger' mission was reduced to just one crew member and left to his own devices.

These are the logs of Arrow 18 and its lone commander. This information is classified TOP SECRET by the Global Space Agency.

Do NOT tell the princess.

Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle, who are stoned out of their minds on poison joke mixed with some rancid frosting from Sugarcube Corner, decide to find a good place to eat. They must adventure around The Glorious People's United States of Democratic America, trying not to break things, and they must defeat the evils that stand before them, and some goddamn tacos.

This is what happens when I re-purpose old ideas for old fanfics. You can either take it seriously, as a masterpiece of human literature, in which Shakespeare would weep at, before running home to wear MCR shirts and cry about how goffick he is, like a My Immortal character, or not, in which case I hope you get a few laughs from it. Maybe it would even be in your interest to give a upvote or a comment. But deep down, you know stories about intoxicated equines with mythical properties won't change the fact that you live a bleak existence, in which millions of humans starve, and yet there are charities for endangered animals, or that billions of dollars are spent on new weapons to humanely murder other humans. The message is always the same: Be nice to people, but beat out the competition! You won't find a reason for free will after such thoughts. We give you freedom, and you abuse it. Read the fic or not. We're done here.

Whew. Sorry, I went on a Patriot rant there. But yeah, this is most likely not meant to be taken absolutely seriously. And if you do, might I recommend that you stop caring about a random fanfic author that wrote a story about two ponies getting high, and instead focus on your education, or your career?

Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash go on their epic quest to find the best fast food in all of Equestria, only found at the Crystal Castle diner. Getting there is the only problem...Follow their funny antics and stupid stoner comedy in this epic adventure of two friends with a passion for weed and good munch. A fun parody of the Awesome movie: Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

Inspiration is Rarity's Element, and Sweetie Belle her greatest achievement. But the filly has questions, ones that Rarity might not be able to answer on her own. What makes a pony? How can somepony know if they really are alive? Are they alive if they laugh and cry? Are they alive if they think, if they make mistakes and have ideas?

If Sweetie Belle is nothing more than a collection of wires, is she truly alive?

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After defeating the evil unicorn Sparklelord by tossing him through a portal, Dr. McNinja enters the rift in time and space himself in hopes of finding another unicorn to be his new motorcycle. However, instead of going to Radical Land like he hoped, everyone's favorite ninja doctor ends up in a small little country known as Equestria. Unfortunately, Sparklelord is in Equestria as well, with intentions to wipe it and its inhabitants off the map. It’s up to Dr. McNinja, his sidekick Gordito, and the Elements of Harmony to save the day.

(Special thanks to Totallynotabrony for his mad editing skills and another special thanks to my pega-sister/real sister for making the cover art. Cover art background by Jamey4 )