Celestia loves her little sis - but family has a way of making it difficult sometimes when very bizarre secrets are unveiled.

Tonight is one of those nights.

There's not much to say about this stupid little thing. I was searching the archives for another greentext I wrote and stumbled back upon this one that I had forgotten about. It purely came about as a result of seeing the cover pic for the first time.

Said cover pic is by Tomatocoup

This story is a sequel to When a Kirin gets a B

Every Kirin dreads the day they have to get to school...

Cover art by WitchTaunter.

A week after she moves in, a guilty Twilight tells Starlight there are no funds in the bank so she'll have to pay rent... or she's out. What does the newly-reformed unicorn do? Start her own delivery service across time and space itself. As you do.

Why did you even have to ask? And what could possibly go wrong?

I think we all know the answer to that...

Congratulations to ZanyZapper who was the obvious winner when I set up a contest on this blog to see who could come up the best idea for a one shot.

Only problem is, now it's a two-shot. Or a three-shot. Or a...

Look, let's just play it by ear, shall we?

Opaline has declared herself the greatest Fire Alicorn in Equestria.

The actual greatest Fire Alicorn in Equestria would like to disagree.

Featured 2/22/2024 - 2/25/2024!

Twilight and Discord go out to lunch. I'm sure nothing interesting will happen!

Cover art by my good friend @squidbly on Twitter!

Featured from 1/20/24 to 1/21/24!

Somepony is OBSESSED with the new Equestria ruler Princess Twilight Sparkle, and it's not a very healthy attraction to say the least. Let's join this somewhat disturbed individual as they plot their conquest of her, and see what happens next...

This fic is an evil twin of I Love Princess Twilight Sparkle but both can be read independently of each other.

Ponyville is enjoying its biggest cute-ceanera in years; a triple celebration for the Cutie Mark Crusaders. But while the party continues in town, back at Sweet Apple Acres two other members of the Apple clan find themselves turning their thoughts to the past. To ponies who aren't here to share in the joy of this incredible day.

Cover art and inspiration for this story drawn by Storm Blaze! http://stormblaze-pegasus.deviantart.com/ Art used with kind permission. :)

The Golden Oaks has been destroyed and with it nearly all of Twilight's possessions.

But Big Mac has one of hers that she doesn't know about - a singular memento that escaped the flames.

Featured 1/30/2024 - 2/2/2024!

And featured on Equestria Daily on 2/3/2024!

Cover art generously used with permission from Harwick's Sun And Moon portrait collection.

Snow falls across Equestria. Ponies rush to and fro, buying each other brightly wrapped gifts. Songs are sung, cookies are eaten, and festive clothing is worn. Every creature in Ponyville, birds, beasts, and ponies alike, takes part in the hustle and bustle of Hearth's Warming...all except one. Alone amongst the lively and energetic ponies around him, one little gator sits silently and asks himself the question that no one else seems to consider...

Why?

Featured 12/23/23

Celestia and Luna are cursed blessed with the presence of a Christmas Elf to help them with their holiday celebrations.

This will end in explosions.

Preread by The Sleepless Beholder

Written for rpglover for Jinglemas 2023