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I once was sane, then I came here. You don't want to know the rest.

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Bobert lived a relatively normal life. He woke up, tended to the farm, abandoned his kids played with the children, and scammed passing visitors to the village.

However, one fateful night was all it'd take to change all of that forever.

A single bite. That's all it took for Bobert to fall to the undead. Were it not for the noble efforts of one of his scam victims trusted trading partners, Bobert wouldn't never seen the light of day again. At least, not without getting himself set on fire.

So anyway, Bobert decided it'd be neat to check out the swirly portal thing and now he's in Equestria. Equestria has pumpkins. Bobert must acquire them all.

Villagers were harmed in the making of this story.

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This story is a sequel to Thawing The Frozen Heart


New cover by ProjectRabbid. A gift that keeps on giving.


"I give up," said Blazing Light.

Exhausted by everything that had happened to the unicorn he finally hoped his torment was over, that he could rest in peace in the end. The goddess of Harmony however had different plans for him and his inability to appreciate what she was offering only made her real intention much more difficult to accomplish. Resurrecting a soul against its wish was near-impossible thanks to the protection of the alicorn of Death but with time she succeeded. There was just one last question left unanswered.

Can you really make somepony accept hope by force?

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This story is a sequel to No Rest For The Traitor


It's been a long ride, it really has, and even heroes need a break from time to time. Unfortunately, some heroes are just so hated by fate that even the most innocent of days have to turn into an experience leaving lasting wounds.

After the events in Manehattan Mistake has to get used to a life of blindess and the reliance on the help of his friends who decide to make things more bearable by leaving Equestrian winter and visiting a sunny beach in the Griffon Empire with all expenses paid by the crown.

NOTE: Readable as a sequel or a single story with a reeeeeally long prologue summarizing what has happened until now.

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This story is a sequel to Diplomatic Relations


There are two sides to every coin. It is true that Icy Gaze was imprisoned for capturing all Element bearers and almost killing them, chickening out at the last moment. It is also true that he did all that for a sum of money a pegasus of his career almost never has the chance to see and on the orders of princess Luna, possessed by Nightmare at the time.
It is understandable why he might be just a little unhappy about his current home, Canterlot castle dungeon cell, and wants to spread his wings again.

Also, Twilight "I'm not insane, stop asking!" Sparkle attempted to build an artificial intelligence to serve her needs and finally activates it.

I'm sure a pegasus and a bucket of bolts won't end up going against each other.

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This story is a sequel to Corrupted Lands


What does it mean to lose everything?

What if there was a pony who had no self-respect, no sense of self-worth, and who suppressed his self-preservation instinct to save the few friends who against all odds stood by him through good and bad? What did they see in him he couldn't see himself?

Maybe it was the fact that he really sacrificed all he had so that they could have a future even without him. What if this pony was an alicorn, though, whose divinity forced him to return back to the world much later when all he knew was gone? No friends, no love for himself, nopony to lean on.

Blazing Light is back, baby.

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This story is a sequel to Dawn Of The Silver Sun


The Corrupted came from the west, that is all that's known. Before ponies understood what's going on, princess Celestia marched to stop them. She had to know something nopony else did, but it wasn't enough.

The last vestiges of ponies and changelings are now ruled by princess Luna, queen Chrysalis, and Twilight Sparkle, starving and losing hope in face of an enemy who grows stronger with every passing day.

Sex tag for: descriptions of bodyparts and base animal instincts. No clop.

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This story is a sequel to Dawn Of The Silver Sun


A murdered guard, raised from the dead and forced to serve her new master. Only one of many cases of dark magic abuse rapidly appearing all over Equestria.

What is that? Nopony knows.

A depressed griffon, reeling from the death of his lover. The griffon's unicorn assistant, not so secretly pining after her boss. Three new recruits about to become the special unit meant to protect the innocents. All those will clash in the struggle for power, immortality, and fulfilling their own desires.

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This story is a sequel to The Third Diary


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Two decades ago the city of Cloudsdale passed over a growing town on the southwestern outskirts of Equestria called Wild Bastion. Several months later a newborn hippogriff appeared on the doorstep of a local orphanage. It wasn't dark and stormy night, the date wasn't a mythical number reoccuring once a millenium, and the little bundle of solitude was nopony special.

Discord, Nightmare, and Harmony, the three deities supposedly behind the creation of Equus are infinitely older but during recent years they learned to appreciate the value of mortals and understand their threat. Unfortunately for the gods, the secret they kept from everyone else is about to be revealed and old hatred and games will have to be forgotten.

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This story is a sequel to Horn And Wings


Cromach is a griffon soldier who, as many young ones do, suffers from being too smart for his own good. He coasts through life until the point when he breaks one of the fundamental rules of Griffon Imperial Legion and gets punished for it. Unfortunately for him, the punishment for said transgression is death. His only choice now is whether his is going to be slow and torturous or quick and painless.

Too dark? Well, it's not that bad. According to books and movies it is possible to survive in the desert and return to normal life, right?

Too bad none of that matters because this story isn't his.

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After weeks of searching, Rarity had just about accepted that Opalescence was gone for good.

Until one night, her feline companion returns.

And she's not quite the same as when she left.


The feline monstrosity you see in the background of the cover art comes from here:
https://almanegra.deviantart.com/art/creature-wip-1-664968505

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