What happens when our favorite boy genius gets sucked into another dimension to find a world filled with cartoon-like ponies? What's more Opal has teamed up with Nightmare and is trying to take over Equestria. Can Artemis save this new world?

Artemis Fowl has been living in peace for seven months now. But what will happen when he gathers all of his old friends together for another adventure?

Join Artemis, Butler, Holly and the rest of the gang as they break the dimensional barriers, Civilization? Check. Sentient life? Check. Humans? Uncheck. Fairies? Uncheck again. And just what is causing the little voice in the back of Artemis' head, and why does it keep saying "bivouac"?

(Note: Takes place between Lost Colony and Time Paradox.)

We all know the story of Artemis Fowl II. A genius teenager with all the ambition of an entrepreneur, he sought to reclaim his family's lost wealth through impossible means. But what if he had never contacted the People? What if, instead of finding an advanced subterranian society, he instead devised a way to traverse a whole other world in search of riches?

Original Story by Prothean.

Artemis Fowl the Second. Middle School Student. Eccentric Billionaire Mastermind. Well, that's what he was a year ago. After the disappearance of his father when his yacht was destroyed while shipping hundreds of thousands of cans of cola to Russia, and the loss of a considerable chunk of his family fortune, he has been hunting for a way to gain his wealth back. And his search has lead him to a world of peace, harmony, and magic. And he has plans for it. With his butler, Butler, and Butler's sister Juliet, he delves into the world where his honor, family, and most importantly, fortune, can be restored.

This is a "what if" scenario if Artemis Fowl decided to seek fortune in Equestria instead of with the People. Sincere thanks to jasontaylorblogs for proofreading and providing feedback, as well as Eoin Colfer for creating this wonderful series.

I don't own MLP, or the Artemis Fowl series, though I do own a few cucumbers.

during a set of experiments that went very wrong, Artemis and his companions finds them selves in a new land with only one question. How to get back.