For years Lyra has been obsessed with humans to the point where its become disturbing. Everything she says has to be about humans. Imagine how bad things would be if a human ACTUALLY showed up.

Your name is Anon, you are human and you have been living in Twilight's spare room for about three months. On one fate-given day Lyra catches wind of a human living in Ponyville and goes completely nuts determined to find you.
(I'm tired of seeing all this dark and gloomy Human involved stories. Time for a little comical change of pace, eh?)
The Hiatus is broken this story will continue

I was known as Frank DeFontaine. I was going to a Halloween party. I was a pretty intelligent kid, starting my first college term, and decided a little dress-up couldn't hurt.
My buddy Richard got involved, though. And like everything, he took it a bit too far. This time, I didn't say no, though. I really should have.
Next thing I know, we're going all-out on making my Dullahan costume. Because he's my favorite optional boss, and all.
Really shoulda known something was up when that guy behind the counter just so happened to have a sword that fit our specifications perfectly.
Next thing I know, I'm in Equestria. And I'm missing a head.
Sakes, I could use a drink. And a neck.
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Featured on 2/19/2014.
I'd like to leave it at "Holy mother of-!" but that doesn't capture what I'm feeling!

Three curious fillies...check
Owl delivered school letters ... check
Boy named Harry Potter ... check
Dash of Discord ... check

This can't possibly end well.

**Public safety notice::: Do not drive while spouse is reading latest chapter out loud. While this may considerably stroke the author's ego, in a guilt inducing manner, it may not be conducive for maintaining low insurance rates **

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Featured on August 2nd 2017