Celestia has just announced it: Equestria must surrender to humanity or face destruction. Gathered in a chamber, the restrained Element Bearers await their horrible fates.
It's me Colgate again and I have seen many, many patients over the years. I've seen so many that you guys could probably ask me to rant about a pony and I have seen them. That is what I shall now do!
Colgate has had to deal with many annoying patients, both nice ponies and villains. After killing Tirek and becoming a princess, she continues to operate her practice and of course, problem ponies continue to come in and her rants continue.
Hi, it's Colgate again. While it is now known that some patients really irk me it isn't just the ones who you think are nice. Those who are hated across Equestria are equally as bad and give me all the more reason to hate them.
Colgate is Ponyville's friendly dentist but she does a good job hiding her true feelings. She has some bad patients and has decided the time has come to express her true views about them.
Life could not be better for Celestia. She had the love of her life, and now she had a beautiful child. But not all is as it seems... A prophesy a thousand years in the making, threatens to drive Celestia mad….