…For the Universe's BEST VILLAIN!!!!

*applause*

Tickets will be sold from Feb 4-10. Why? Cuz we can.

There are 12 spots open for contestants too!

See you there on Feb 17.

687822
Me, I once skinned a guy's head, threw sand and salt all over his skinless face, doused it in pepper spray, and sewed his face back on.

I would like to nominate my glorious leader, Lord Frieza!

687822
I stabbed a guy then I opened his stomach then I ripped out his lungs then I ate them then I ripped of his d*** and then set it on fire then I skinned all of his skin then I ripped out his brain and I ate it to
Then I ran over his body with someone's car I stole because I was bored.
Then I raped his corpse because I was drunk then I dumped his body down some waterfall that I found

That all happened last Tuesday

Even if I posses the powers of darkness, the sun, fire, wind, earth and ice, I would be destroyed on the first round.

So count me out.

687868>>687863>>687861>>687842>>687822Hello mortals.

687881 Well speak of the devil.....litterally.

687882 Hmhmhm. I seems I am well known here.

687842>>687861>>687863>>687881

It appears we have 4 contestants.

687908 And one winner.

687914 You added one person.
Unless you're counting me.

I am just announcing the event.

687921 Foolish human, I've already won.

687923 If that is so, then there are three contestants and one winner.

However, we would love to see your actions toward ultimate villainy.

687921 I nominate Tabuu.

687931 Five total.
I wonder if the great mechanical Doctor is joining.

687928 Turning the world into a desert wasteland, and turning every human into a sub human zombie that can only feel despair, hate, and pain isn't good enough, and forcing three little girls to view this hell knowing it was all their fault isn't good enough?

687936 I will ANNIHILATE THE COMPETITION!

687941 Oh please you are little more than a talking can-opener.

687938 It's great, but we need a Villain version of Death Battle going on here.
Villain VS Villain madness.

687941 Alright, six competitors! We may need to reschedule the event.

687952 Madness? Hmhmhm madness is my specialty.

687959 Madness, chaos, tyranny – anything villainous is available in this tournament.

687966 I'd lick my lips in anticipation but that would smear my lipstick.

We are in preparations now, for 16 contestants total.
The event will take place once all spaces are filled.

An announcer will be needed considering I may not be there.

687908
I once posted a first comment, even though I wasn't first.
Then I spread a chain letter.

687996 Definitely worth a spot.

687938
Pfft, I invented 4chan.

687948 YOU INSOLENT SQU...WHAT IS IT LAWRENCE?! ...What?....He is who?..........................

687983 I have decided not to take part in this tournament because umm... My grandmother died yes that's it my grandmother oh I am just all torn up inside I can't possibly fight like this.

688028
Alright…

Back down to five competitors…

688028 Hmhmhm I didn't know robots had grandmothers.

687822>>688041>>688028>>688014>>687931>>687861>>687863 >> .....*grins*.......* a shiny red rubber ball appears * the ball begins to bounce * .....come play..........*grins*....

688072 Are you joining?

688077 .......*grins*....

688072 Ahahahahahaha, no.

688082 Okay, we have six contestants once more.

688083 .......*grins*....

688090 Anyway, good luck buddy, you'll kinda need it.

688096 .......*grins*....

688041
It's common knowledge.

688100
Silph Scope!!!

oooooooohhhhhhhh...

You will all be exterminated!!!!

687936

"That idiotic doctor was no threat, I even took control of his thread." the bipedal mare said with a chuckle as she sat up in her stone throne. "I'll be joining whether you approve or not, Alekusu."

Rising from the throne, Echidna gave a sadistic smile as she slowly walked through the crowd of creatures and ponies. Standing before Alekusu, she tilted her head as she stared into his eyes. "Find me a decent opponent or it'll be your head on my wall."

688328
I'm just the announcer.

It's a tournament for any villain to join.

I don't choose anything. Plus I have Guest Character Immunity(TM), so good luck doing that.

(7)

I am best villain.

#YOLOSWAG

see? only the most devious of individuals would say that.

687863
The man would've died halfway through that first sentence, this means he didn't suffer at all.

You are a little

688352
Yeah he did...
I forced him to listen to that song and listen to lavender town tone....

But he was mostly listing to Justin Bieber as I was killing him...

688352
Lavender town tone...

Click it and listen to it....

it'll never leave...

Well make sure you don't have headphones on...

Even that song can scare some of the most insane terrifying people in the world...

That's why I never listen to it...

Because I'm smart!

688379
I grew up playing Pokemon, such a tone will do nothing.
I sat through the ten hour version.
Stop spamming creepypasta, I look at them before bed every night.

688385
Well...
Same to I do read some before I go to bed...

And I like to show creepypastas FoR nO REasON because I like to try to scare the living fck out of them

And I'm a fan

And YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!

Because ya smell weird

688379
Before you continue with your rampage of mediocrity, let me show you what real death looks like.

[EXTREMELY NSFW]

People do more horrible things to each other on a daily basis. Crappypasta doesn't compare to real human cruelty.

688410
Let's not forget that all Creepypasta stems from human imagination.