Greetings brony humans, it is I the whisper in your ear that tells you to steal, the voice that justifies murder, and the immortal devil on your shoulder...HIM It offends me that you had a villain group and you didn't invite me, yet you invited that talking toaster and the Freaky Alien Genotype.
688792 Is that all ha: this is what I was up against: Superhuman Strength Superhuman Speed Superhuman Durability Superhuman Stamina Flight Heat Vision Ability to breathe and survive in space Energy projection Super senses Night Vision Tornado Generation Fire generation (in their respective colors) X-ray vision Invulnerability against extreme temperatures
Greetings brony humans, it is I the whisper in your ear that tells you to steal, the voice that justifies murder, and the immortal devil on your shoulder...HIM It offends me that you had a villain group and you didn't invite me, yet you invited that talking toaster and the Freaky Alien Genotype.
688719 Greetings Satan, Your a bit too extreme to be in this group but I hope you enjoy the Lake of fire after the Rapture.
so.. what are you anyway? physically, not embodimentally (yay new word)
688719
You were beaten up by three little girls.
Go home Lobster Satan, you're drunk.
688735 Demon.
688737 WHY YOU! They were surrounded in love, hope, and other positive emotions from the towns citizens.
688731 I think I am just what this group needs.
talking toaster,Freaky Alien Genotype. tHeY cAmE tO mE wElCoMe To ThE gRoUp
688749
You're still drunk. Sorry if I expected the metro-sexual Prince of Darkness to be able to beat up some radioactive children.
welcome him you'll fit right in![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
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688756 HaHaHA
688749 If it makes you feel better, I wasn't invited either, and I don't care for that.
688756 You say metrosexual like it is an insult.
688764 Silence, you got beaten by an italian plumber in his 50s and a blue hedgehog on speed.
688759 Thank you.
688766 It does actually.
688764
![](https://camo.fimfiction.net/Q_hqTDWUFNOrM_EF34ANAKQsOmEBgU9owIdKlU_9jOc?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdreager1.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F08%2Fdoctor_manhattan_movie.jpg)
Dr. Manhattan go home, you're drunk.
688777 HA HA HA!
688775
The former can shoot fire at will and lift half a ton, and the latter becomes invincible when he puts on magical jewelry.
You still suck, at least Tabuu was hard to beat.
688719
Greetings, His Infernal Majesty. We bid you welcome to our wondiferous group, and hope you have a splendid time.
688792 Is that all ha: this is what I was up against: Superhuman Strength Superhuman Speed Superhuman Durability Superhuman Stamina Flight Heat Vision Ability to breathe and survive in space Energy projection Super senses Night Vision Tornado Generation Fire generation (in their respective colors) X-ray vision Invulnerability against extreme temperatures
688802 I am sure I will.
688809
The power puff girls weren't invincible. Sonic can be.
688775![](https://camo.fimfiction.net/IFcvc5SdnUHIcUJyI2uhU4aibWPO3Hl0zk9Xn6T3k0k?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.derpiboo.ru%2Fmedia%2FW1siZiIsIjIwMTMvMDIvMDMvMDVfMzlfNTVfNTU2XzIzMjA5OF9fVU5PUFRfX3NhZmVfcmFyaXR5X3N3ZWV0aWVfYmVsbGVfaHVnX21hY3JvLnBuZy5wbmciXV0%2F232098__safe_rarity_sweetie-belle_image-macro_hug.png.png)
688818 In order for him to do that he needs seven very particular gems, take away those and he is nothing but a hedgehog who loves his caffeine.
688821 And with best pony too gahhhh.
688836
Pardon, HIM, but I've always wondered something...
Are you any relation to Old Gregg?
688836![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
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or this ![](https://camo.fimfiction.net/NjlRy2LakQi6JnV2APw2A4yNW5NPpjsqfsMTGbCSAHg?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.derpiboo.ru%2Fmedia%2FW1siZiIsIjIwMTMvMDIvMDIvMjBfNTlfNTBfOTg3XzIzMTU2Ml9fVU5PUFRfX3NhZmVfY29taWNfc3dlZXRpZV9iZWxsZV90dW1ibHJfYXJtb3JfZ3JpZmZvbl9zd29yZF9vcGFsZXNjZW5jZV9rbmlmZV9heGVfaHlkcmFfc2hpZWxkX2FydGlzdF9hc2tfc3dlZXRpZV9rbmlnaHRfNTEwZDdlMmFhNGM3MmQ0NDk5MDAwMDVmLnBuZy5wbmciXV0%2F231562__safe_comic_sweetie-belle_tumblr_armor_griffon_sword_opalescence_knife_axe_hydra_shield_artist-ask-sweetie-knight_510d7e2aa4c72d449900005f.png.png)
688858 Incorrect that is not best pony.
688857 He is like that drunk uncle that no one talks about.
688836
Who can run at the speed of sound and makes tornadoes for fun.
688875 The Powerpuffs can go so fast they travel in time, plus they can make tornadoes too.
688861 oh then you meant Rarity then![:ajbemused:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajbemused.png)
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688884 Correct.
688880
They're also allergic to shellfish.
688719 Lord Zinger: Greetings Him. I am the creator of the group.![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
Lord Zinger: glad to have you on board.
688888 oh....I see.....well i can see how the greediest pony would be the devils favorite![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
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688889 He can't touch anything with out dying, and he can't swim.
688894 It's bit more than that. She is very fashionable. But yes greed is good too.
688893 Glad to be aboard.
688904 your right shes also self-centered as well![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
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688904
They're allergic to shellfish.
688915 Generosity is the easiest positive trait to corrupt.
688925 then shes been corrupted for a long time![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
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688921 Ha. Ha. That is so funny I forgot to laugh. I'll have you know that I have more common with a scorpion than a lobster.
688929 It basically corrupts itself, for if you have nothing to give how can you give.
688935 and yet she has everything![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
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688934 Dancing with an infatuated Celestia for as long as I want? Oh fun.
688940 Gotta love capitalism.
688931
It's about time you caught on.
688945I become whoever number 11 is whenever a full moon is lacking![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
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688966 I believe that is Caramel.
688972 maybe it is...that sounds about right
(i thought it was braeburn without a hat or something)
688934 A whole night of dancing with a lacking Spitfire...I just can't win.![:raritycry:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritycry.png)
689002 No it is Braeburn, Caramel has brown hair.