Rainbow for president

728915 Spike takes me anally…

728922 nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cure cancer with Roid Rage....YEEEEEEEAH!

The saved lives, the Nobel peace prize, the women, the men, oh yes this is an awesome birthday game.

728932

I spent 1000 years on the moon with Twilight.
....so........ fanfic?

728942 Best pickup line ever: Hey, did you know I cured cancer?

On another note, November 14 would make a great TV show.

728950 Oh. My. Sithis. You are right, quick someone get on that. Now!

728924 I WON'T ALLOW IT!

*runs from a horny *

King Sombra will be the president... not sure if we're all doomed...

728945 TO THE MOON

728951 How cum you get something cool…?

728953 Well considering that the president has very little actual power we should be fine...I hope.

728956 hes coming to get you

728958 If not, then I have to get back to the assassin business, after retiring years ago... hmm, brings up some memories...

728956 Because my parents got it on in September.

728963 *grabs sawed off shotgun*

BACK OFF!!

728968 These birthday games get worse and worse for me…

728971 Yeah one of them had me fighting off teenage dragon sky pirates with Shinning Armor.

728953 sombra accepts his position

728972

Look at this page and check out every Jan 16th one. (Mah b-day)

I don't wanna get married to BRAEBURN.

728974 I feel sorry for the guy on December 31.

728976

728971 he's got a gun too

728979 I save the world with Daring Do, start a band with Hitler, am stalked by Red, have a sleepover at Shining Armor's, have ice cream with Celly, make a movie with RD, have a party with RD, celebrate New Years with Pinkie (WOOT!), and am best friends with Celly.

728985 *casts Teleport*

728977poor nopony always alone

728989 spike used transform

728974 Sigh... my past will never let me go. Looks like I have to take care of him...

729000 *casts Vanish*

729007 sees Rarity and reverts back to normal....you are safe....for now

729007 think you have it bad....we both do in tomorrows game

729013 *hides in bunker*
*installs incredibly complicated and nearly indestructible security system*
*takes time to make nuclear missiles*
*builds overly complicated self-destruct system*
…
*lies in wait for…Spike*
*scowls*

729020 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Applebloom poses for me in socks...

...
...
...What do?

...*to Applebloom* Did Chris Hansen put you up to this?

BIG MAC TAKE ME ANALY...............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

729073 oh god

729115

Why such a thing

728915 Me and Sweetie Belle try to liberate syria.

729056
.....
Apple bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie belle!!!!!!!! what are you three doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

729167 why does everyone besides me get Sweetie belle

729146 it could be worse

Garble owes me money.

King Sombra is sold to me as a slave...
Eh. We can just go around and scare the shit out of people I don't like, I guess.

Garble becomes President? Who the hell is Garble?

730150this is garble apparently

730727 Oh the dragon that made me laugh because his creator had no shame...

730734 yup thats the one