If you were born Jan-Dec then you're a loser.

If you were born 1-31 then you should kill yourself.

I was born on Rectober 32nd, so I'm a sexy steamroller.

746660 What about Rectober 33?

746660 I'm born on Dodecacember 41.5th.

What does that mean?

Augustave 100th secondary leap year, at midnight and right at the falling stars time, where everyone can have a wish. And so, I wished to be born on Augustave 0, at 77:77, leap year and now I'm 27.6934351 years old.

ut oh locust 11... now i have to destroy every hie story ever made...then jump off a building
well at least sweetie belle will be with me as well

Well Augost 24... well... I destroy Celestia with a Kamehameha...

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