Derpy is a spy

Switch lives with Derpy?

But I thought we were friends, Sweetiebleema121! This is going to be hell! I want my sex with Twilight ba-a-a-ck!

Pillow fight with Derpy... I'm gonna die from cuteness! Imagine her giggles and squees, when she swings that pillow! *le gasp* SOMEONE MAKE A PICTURE ABOUT IT!

roomate with applejack....apple in coming.

.......

ok sorry

754339 i'm sorry

Derpy gives me a present! I wuv you too Derpy.

754329 Eat dinner with Rainbow?
Awkward silences abound, because I have no idea what we are going to talk about.

Start a group with Pinkie...

Sounds perfect!

754329 Pinkie is not sure if do want. Whatever.

Applebloom wants to meet me? I feel special : D

754329 fluttershy likes my style

754352

754478

754652 I wanted this

But Derpy, you're a good enough gift for me.

Scootaloo's scared of me...
...
...
...I'M A MONSTER!!

AppleBloom you have been a spy all along what the hell I never knew it would be you. I thought it was Applejack this is one serious plot twist

Vinyl Scratch wants to meet me... okay?

754636 it's this fluttershy

754679
...the poor thing what did you do to her

754329 I rule the world with AJ…

Buy some apples…

…Or DIE!

755213 thought you'd like that one
And...I really don't like apples

755242 So be it.

*crackle*
…
*KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!*

755245

755376 Lies! Thou art Sweetie Bo- *sticks hoof in mouth*

I didn't say anything.

755389 huh what did you say

755389

755446 Nothing.

755486 I-i,.....i-i

755501 Nope.

755534 ...oh...what were we talking about....

(new head)
oh well

oh look small little creatures there so....huh....

755579 We were talking about space.

755589 SPAAACCCCE!!!!!!!!

Twilight Sparkle commits suicide... oh...