stocking weapons with babs seed....
FUCK

Princess.....Twilight.... waitno!!! alicorn Twilight pushes me into a trash compactor

775566 June 4.
Shinning Armor why? We fought those sky pirates together.

Me and The Doctor are eaten by cupcakes(a normal day for the doctor)

775566 Scoots threw me into a vat of molten metal…

SWEETIE BELLE! Y U BURY ME IN SNOW!?!

775600 everyone gets a bad one today
even me

775602 at least you can survive you'res
not too many others (including myself) can say the same

775566 me and the queen of changelings get eaten
While we're eaten we'll make love

775609 I'm very sorry about that, but the thing is that i'm practically cold-blooded. i'd freeze to death within a few minutes or be crushed (it said a thick layer, so that could be about 20 feet or 5 feet.)

775610 thats one way to look at the situation

775613 sorry to hear that

775625 Yeah, it sucks, but given Sweetie's failure rate (she made BURNT LIQUID TOAST) i still think i might survive, so... yay, i guess.

The Doctor buries me in a garbage on a conveyor belt heading for a trash compactor. ... but I look up to you... Fine then. I know a couple of people who'd enjoy my services...

Fluttershy takes over my body as a poltergeist...

...Not sure if want

775627 or you could be burnt to dead by liquid toast

775658 huh... i think i'll just... um... uh... DISCORD NOW!!!

*Discord pops in wearing a ninja costume and throws down a smoke bomb. it clears to show me getting in Trixie's cart*

Me: GO GO GO!!! NOW!!!

Aug 10... I probably deserved it...

775622 time for her and I to make babies

775566 Me and Dinky are bonked by ass pancakes.......

775566I can't see it.

775833 click on the pic to make it bigger

775915No, it's blocked by the library computers.

Discord butchers me in Cupcakes scenario.

776134 is it still...blocked

My only question is who "Tiara Ultima" is...

776205No I was on a school computer when I tried again. Still though, Cupcakes with Discord instead of Pinkie, and me instead of Rainbow Dash.

776279 i think it's that weird monster thing under the name

Princess Twilight brands me at least I got branded by a Princess I now have A royal brand *touch* OW shit Twilight stop touching it. It still looks like it hurts I was just checking. No shit it still hurts you branded me. At least you have the royal seal of a princess letter branded on you. yeah that is pretty cool.

Mare-Do-Well becomes a poltergeist and takes over my body.....I am okay with this.

I get in a fight an lose against....Nightmare Moon. Screw that, give me a bottle of chloroform and a bonesaw and I'll be fighting a pegasus!

"I just don't know what went wrong!"