Me and Trixie make a few Themed cakes I made a Halloween one and she made one that looks like the Alicorn amulet...I wonder why

*beep*
"IS IT A BIRTHDAY GAME!? I HOPE IT'S A BIRTHDAY GAME."
*clicks*
"*SQUEE*"

...*ahem*, I now live with Rarity. Bearable I would guess, and might improve my fashion sense.

I watch Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull with Trixie. Damn it that movie sucks, well it's better than the Room...

A wizard turns me into Twilight. Sexy times await!

802509 Celly and I make Sun Soda.

"Brighten your day with a swig of SUUUUUUUN SODAAAAAAAA!!!"

I am King sombra's servant for a year. *sigh* I'll get my slinky...

Trixie is my aunt? Oh shit...

802509 I get coffe hyper while Discord records whatever I did in that state, why do I smell blackmail?

Make a video game with King Sombra.

Rezz: Alright Sombra!, give me a plot (sits back with a notepad and pen).

Sombra: First we enslave the Crystal ponies, and then we kill Mi Amore Cadenza!

Rezz:
Uh....Ok....Whats the conflict?

Sombra: We find out how to work the slaves to death the slowest way possible.

Rezz:.....Ok you know what?
Good luck with that......

i make a cartoon with rarity
me: so rarity, what should the cartoon being about?
rarity: t shall be about these six pony's that use there special power things to save the world! (multiple times)
me: rarity?
rarity: yes, darling?
me:that would just be a reality show about you and your friends

I film a movie with Luna

802509 pinkie pie turns out to be my niece... This explains a lot

princess luna is my servant for a year

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

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there better be stairs

I live with Applejack... Alright.

Go-karting with AJ. Eh, can't be bad, right?

Rarity is my servent for the rest of the year...she had better not complain! I will have to go shopping...

Me and Chrysalis develop our own brand of soda. We're gonna take over teh world!

I grief Minecraft with Queen Chrysalis....Ok. I love Chrysalis, but griefing Minecraft? Kind of a weaksauce activity.