Being 60% feline, I am fascinated by shiny objects

and laser pointers, that too

And metal thingies, metal thingies are good

Am I about to write a story about this?

I think I'm about to write a story about this.

To late to stop me, here I gooooooooooo!

How can I not join a group about things that are shiny? Oooh, shiny.