Spike and Starlight Glimmer have started dating, and Spike is just so happy to find someone who actually loves him. The problem is, maybe Glimmer loves him a little too much...
An exhausted Twilight Sparkle is attempting an experiment at one in the morning, something unexpected occurs and she unintentionally gives sentience to a bottle of Bleach who claims he is the rightful emperor of Equestria. Twilight is not amused.
Trixie's line of work is dangerous. But she's a careful showpony, and that's why she's only died a few dozen times in her career. She thinks this is normal.
There are a number of compounds the human body is incapable of synthesizing; these are found only in red meat. To save a dying human, Twilight asks her friends - except for Fluttershy - for advice.
Interquel of Seven Days in Sunny June, Book III. This is why you never give a summer job featuring lousy pizzas and malfunctioning robots to three teenaged assassins.