*gun cocks*
Which one of you faggots gave them the IDEA? WHICH ONE OF YOU???!!?!

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2894975
Patient, they were not! No one listens...! They... they should have known I'd be back. Betrayed, I have been!

2894984 ... ... ... ... (slowly backs away from the crazy marshmallow)

2894963 Wut?

2894963
What the actual fuck are you talking about?

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2895000
2895001
I'm not crazy. I'm just ranting
Forgive me

2895014
Do you have tacos?

2895042
No, I just read a sentence. ONE SINGLE SENTENCE that pushed me over the edge.

2895051
Oh... I really can't forgive you without tacos. Ooh, or a buffalo chicken pizza! That would work, too! Better, even!

What did this sentence say?

2895063
It's something I've sworn to never repeat...

2895075
Using Mad Dog Hot Sauce for masturbatory lubricant?

2895089
No... Much, much worse...

2895121
Using Mad Dog Hot Sauce for lubricant during actual intercourse?

2895131
Worse.

2895137
Anal!?

2895153
WORSE. MUCH MUCH WORSE.

2895156
... stubbed your toe in the darkness, hobbled backward, fell and pulled down a table loaded with fragile baubles belonging to someone else in the house?

2895164
A thousand times worse than that even
(You do know it's just a single sentence I read, right?)

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2895164
stepping on a lego!?!

2895181
Nope.

2895180
I can hardly be expected to guess what precise sentence you read so I'm just throwing out the next best things.

2895181
G'aah, man! I HATE when that happens. Like little razor blade mines in the carpet, lurking for years as they wait for someone to step on JUST the right spot.

2895193
Trust me... If you saw the sentence, you'd know why it's got me like this.

2895220
If you'd link me to it, I'd see it. Technically that wouldn't violate the "no repeating it" rule; you'd just be showing me where it happened.

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NEIN
but maybe I could PM it... Maybe...