This is a rap parody for entertainment purposes. Ten-year-old fillies should not say cuss words. They also shouldn’t take over Equestria. Both things are pretty bad.

Golly Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Glow, yeah, Golly Gang, ooh

Golly gang, Golly gang, Golly gang, Golly gang

Golly gang, Golly gang, Golly gang (Golly gang!)

Spent ten months in a huge cage

My friend love my cute face, ooh

I made a friend, I forgot her name

Manipulate them till they sing,

“Empress of Friendship, Cozy.”

My fake tears cost more than your rent, ooh

My mama still cryin’ that I went, yeah

Still slumming it with my friends, huh

Me and Chryssy and Tirek, ooh

We three the best of buddies

Frozen in stone for eternity

Blew up the Castle, cost hella Gs

Fuck the Princess, she’s a pre-vert.

Bitch, your horn smell like Flash’s ass.

I wonder if she asked, “Wanna be friends?”

They took my horn, made me a pegasus.

Now Cozy Glow’s a monument.

Everypony look up, "hail Cozy!"

Thank goodness I’m still pretty.

Bird shit on my head, not washed yet.

Twilight look at me, make her pussy wet.

Note: I've never written a parody song before, so please be gentle. I will admit the beat of Gucci Gang is pretty easy to work with.

This is a first draft that I whipped up in a hour. (EDIT: Changed a few lines to improve flow.) Please DM me if you have lyric suggestions, or if you would like to cover this.

Sounds like Cozy is just a potty mouth. I feel like the lyrics should be more rageful instead of sounding like she just got her candy stolen from her.

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absolutely epic, now we just need someone to make a cover

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Yes, Cozy Glow is a cringey potty mouth by design.

I may or may not have been reading the lyrics in Lil Tay's voice.