When yet another human is teleported into Equestria in the guise of an overpowered original character he made up for cheap laughs, he decides to break tradition and ruin the story he's in as soon as possible. And all it takes is three little wishes.
When Dec Domesquad first picked up his lute, he never imagined he'd one day be playing at Canterlot Conservatory because of it. Teachers and students alike now marvel at his abilities, but he knows something they don't.
In a universe where season five onward never happened, Rainbow struggles to write up a decent CV. Twilight, also out on her ear, drops for all her friends a few useful tips.
Autumn Blaze is tired of ponies and creatures thinking that she and the kirins are monsters. Losing her temper, Autumn needs her friends' help to calm her back down.
200,000 years after the fall of man, all remnants of their immense solar empire are gone. Washed away by the sands of time. Some would say this was a boon, some a tragedy and And very, very few would say it is a misconception.
In a world of reversed gender roles, where mares are attracted to soft, cuddly, and thicc stallions, one man overshadows everyone by being the biggest and thiccest of them all... And Celestia makes sure to fully use it to her advantage.