It was a fake report. I'm afraid I'll actually get notified/emailed by them. Is it real?

First, it's 'amnestics'. Second, don't put your whole post in the subject line next time.

And lastly, whatever happens, it's all in good fun. :B

4957714
Oh. So it's not real?

4959104
No, nothing on the site is real. I'm not sure which page you're referring to I looked at the source code for the page, and it gives you that "response in 2-3 days" popup pretty much no matter what you put in the fields. :) Don't worry about it.

4959183
Alright, thanks. SCP just kinda makes you feel nervous on even clicking on something. I was even nervous when scrolling down on SCP-001.

4959189
That's the magic of good writing. :)

4959295
True that.