No, seriously. This girl is so phone-awkward and it's fucking adorable.
Every time I call in to do a payment it's just like:
Her: "Okay, Mr. ____, that's all set up and will withdraw from your account on Monday."
Me: "Alright, thank you."
Her: "You're welcome. Uh... um... bye."
And whenever she leaves a message, she gives her contact information in a sing-song tone.
I spent so long working on collabs this month that I only got two patreon chapters out. And they're both first chapters. The first chapter of Psychosynthesis, and the first chapter of Hypersonic Boom.
In "the Last Roundup" our favorite background pony Derpy talks for the first time, but why did they decide to change it? I saw this episode before it was changed, and prefer that version over the new. What do you brony and pegasister's think?
I may publish something else before the day is out. Honestly, I'm going to try to! But as to what's been published and patreonized, here goes:
Cool things I've read recently, FSVO "recently" that means "tabs still open in my latest browser window":
It's time for your bi-weekly review of my reviews over at One Man's Pony Ramblings! But first, have a gander at this:
I'm back from vacation, and here's what happened at my review blog while I was out of town! Some reviewing, some writing advice, some thoughts on the nature of reviewmanship, all courtesy of some very talented folks from around the fandom. Also, this (bi)week we're taking a reader suggestion and adding some bolding to help improve the "eyeflow" of things; I'm not 100% sure what "eyeflow" means, but if it means what I think it means, it's not something I'm very good at, so... hopefully
Hope everyone's enjoying their Super Bowl Sunday! I'll be heading out for a watching party shortly--incidentally, I learned last year that you've gotta be careful which friends you watch the Super Bowl with. Don't want to hang with the crowd that talks over the whole game and then wants you to shush during the halftime show, of all things.
Hello, you several people who followed me over the last week! I assume you're mostly here because Seattle's Angels featured Wyrmlysan. Well, if you didn't already know, I don't just write ponyfic: I also review it on my blog, One Man's Pony Ramblings. So, if you want to get the complete Chris experience, go read all my posts over there! It's only about...
It's been two weeks, and that means it's time to find out what you've been missing if you don't get over to my blog on your own every now and then!
...What, you want more than one sentence of introduction? Then you should go to one of the actual posts; this is just here to show you what's going on over at One Man's Pony Ramblings. Speaking of, here's the last two weeks worth of posts:
Happy pre-Thanksgiving, everyone! Remember, we're just a few days away from the point where you can start putting up Christmas decorations and singing Christmas carols in public without being a bad person. If you've made it this long, you can hold out until Friday!
New news first: As those of you who are writeoff-oriented may already know, I recently took part in the latest minific round. My story did quite well over there, and I was planning to put it in my microfic collection... but as I tried to flesh it out to address some comments I got, it crept over the 1000 word mark, so I decided to publish it as its own piece. Behold!
The first two weeks of the fantasy football season, I lost both of my games... and I lost both of them by a single point
But this week, we're trying something new! Specifically, we're trying "get your fanny beat in a blowout;" as I type this, Jordy Nelson just scored a last-second touchdown in the Packers/Bengals game to make my fantasy score 75-107... and my opponent still has two players left, to my none. Looks like it's gonna be a winless September.