Okay, I'm in the cafeteria and I'm taking a look at the home page of fimfiction. What do I see everywhere? Sex stories. Almost all the stories in the featured box is sex stories between Ember and Spike. Same with popular box, along with a few anthro sex stories. And add the Recently Updated and Recently added boxes. Look, I don't mind seeing these stories on the front page here and there, but when the homepage is littered with sex stories, I mean what the hell? You guys are some horny mofo's. I

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I am truly sorry about how long it was taking to begin the next chapter of Pokémon - The Equestrian Chronicles...

I am quite busy playing through the following games to pick out bits and pieces to put into Sean's story about his journey to the ponies;
- Pokémon SoulSilver Version
- Pokémon Platinum Version
- Pokémon White Version (pending)
- Pokémon White 2 Version (pending)
- Pokémon Y (pending)

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people are wierd

life is wierd

shits just wack

someone wake me up from this fucking dream

IN WHICH I IMPART GOOD-ISH NEWS
Well, that's what the sub-headline says, anyway. I think it's good news; you may or may not agree. Despite not being on a library computer (thus having to input lots of stuff manually), I finished editing a capital offense, at least for now. One last read-through in a day or so and it's ready to go public. Yay. In the meantime, I have a request…

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When you need an OC, how do you come up with character names? I always feel like I struggle to create decent MLP names. For example, I'm doing a sort of sport fanfic where I'm trying to come up with two OC names for a sport commentator and sport analyst. It's harder than it should be. One character is a mare who runs a TV show that analyzes competitors and predicts outcomes. The other is an older stallion with forty years of experience in sport analysis. He's the kind of guy who could release

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I have realized over the last week there has been confusion over three of my stories. That those stories happen to be my most popular is part of why it is so obvious. First is that my crossover with Norse Myth, Sometimes Monster's Need Love Too, has anything to do with the Marvel Universe. It does not. It purely deals with the original Norse as I understand it, with a few changes to make the story easier to

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sometimes don't ya find that ideas just relentlessly bounce around in your head, and they wont leave you alone. i think every writer gets that.

(just a friendly reminder that I'm not dead. perhaps I'll actually post regularly in the blog section from now on? perhaps not though. . .)

also quick friendly reminder to anyone actually paying attention to me (for god knows what reason) there's a new chapter of lucky and the search for friends out! yay, I did something! *takes another long swig*

“Widowmaker? Can I… ask you a question?”

Reaper’s voice was soft like a pillow being fucked by a Rottweiler, but it still echoed through the empty corridors of Schoolverwatch.

Widowmaker’s answer came as fast as a French man. “Non. Fuck offé.”

“Do you think that… If you still had feelings…” Reaper gulped. “Do you think we could be friends?”

This made Widowmaker actually turn around and look at Reaper. More than that: she actually regarded him.

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Hello Legion, it's been awhile, hasn't it?

I've never been good at this kinda thing, and while I could go on about my antics as of late, I won't and will just come out and say it.

I need help. Badly. This year, 2022, has not been kind to me. And yes, I am aware of the "what a year" meme and so dearly wish it wasn't literal to me. I'll explain.

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The following meta gag is brought to you by a sudden realizatioin from TVtropes and it was a joke I just could not pass up.

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What is up with the heat stat? And why, in particular, does The Thing in the Sub-Sub-Sub Basement, a cute but unremarkable story from five years ago with under 1K views featuring a niche pony and a nearly unknown one, always have one of my top heat ratings?

What secrets does the algorithm hold? What is the secret of this story’s enduring and weirdly consistent niche appeal?

An Intricate Disguise needs your help, in this blog post, he admits that he is in dire need of assistance, Any money would help him, but if you can't do that then spread the word. The more the better, he is a good author, and in order for him to continue writing good stories he needs to take care of his family and college. Donate to his Ko-fi and to his

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That's right, I just completed a real whopper of a chapter and sent it off for editing. So tune in next Wednesday at the usual time (around 6:30PM EST or so) to catch the next chapter of Paint the Sky when it drops! What's in store for Chrysalis this time? Well...

... manages to make Discord even more of a villain than the Season 9 finale, utterly makes Twilight WORST PRINCESS OF ALL TIME, and completely breaks all world-building. The ponies become racist AGAIN, this time from just some random rude unicorn who basically bumps into somebody. It was stupid when it happened with Chrysalis, but THIS time it's even STUPIDER!!

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I need rough drafts of my silly little changling ocs, becasue i need words on a paper to make a story in the first place.
[I have to many drafts!? Fri/15/Jan 9:18 PM]

Hello all you FIMFiction peoples! I know, it's weird that I'm posting something on a day other than Thursday. Fact is I didn't want to take up one of my regular blogs with something like this. And what is this, exactly? It's a call for aid.

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So, I know I at most have somewhere around 80 people who decide to read my blogs. I've got to say, it's not really encouraging since that means stuff I write gets overlooked. But to those of you who do read the blogs I write, I'm thankful.

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Anyone wanna join my clan on Coc? It's called Cool&Witty, free Elder. Co is if you either deserve it. Or I know you.
I also Got Musical.ly and Instagram!

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I'm looking for someone who would like to edit for a story of mine I'm currently making. It will be another Lunestia story, but will have much more than clop this time. If anyone would like to help out, let me know.