Story Competitions and Commission Update · 7:03pm Apr 2nd, 2023
Ahoy there, scallywags. Avast ye Rimmer's ass.
Ahoy there, scallywags. Avast ye Rimmer's ass.
Hey, it's been over a year since I wrote a con blog post.
Well, not if you count the very late SeaquestriaFest blog post.
So let's talk about Ponyville Ciderfest while it's still fresh in my mind.
Rating Scale:
12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it
Hello fellow friends. Long time no see. To cut to the chase, a fellow I know by the name of Thought Prism has finished writing his original fiction novel, and he needs our help. His blog post explains the details, but the simple summary is that the publisher crowdsources contracts, offering them to authors
Here we goooooo! As I try and remember all the different obscure references I put in this thing. If I miss one, anthro Sparkler is gonna come after me.
Warning: Incoming cringe and/or spaghetti.
Brace yourselves...
10. I find the sentance mixing in YTPs to be disproportionately hilarious, and I've seen some dozens of times despite them not really having "jokes" to begin with.
Just post any sort of music you think is good for atmosphere in a horror fiction.
Even ironic music.
Especially ironic music.
Yeah, kind of like that.
Our previous nonsense is dead and buried. Enjoy.
This time, we've got a double shot of script-format works. One tangentially relates to Cuphead, as our tangential nod to the Smash Direct that announced the eighth Fire Emblem character.* Enjoy that too.
Alas, it was but a dream. But at least we ended on the note of a good, if slightly rapid-feeling, episode. Spoilers after the break.
In an attempt to re-energize my writing, I re-read a bunch of excellent stories in the last few days. But of course, it would be terrible for me to keep these to myself; while many of these are fandom classics, and others should be, if you somehow haven’t read them, you’re doing yourself a disservice. Hoofprints is perhaps one of my favorite pieces of writing on the site, and it is a pity it is hidden away in a short story collection; much like
You and I till the end, don't need to pretend
Again and again, we'll stick together
Everything is alright, with you by my side
We won't say goodbye, we'll stick together
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
We'll stick together
I can pick you up
When you're heading down
When it all just sucks,
I'll be your Charlie Brown
You can make me laugh
When I want to cry
In a world gone mad,
Yay!!!!!!
Thankfully, both of us are OK. He means the world to me. The sad thing was that I was really close to my house when this happened.
What the fuck am I doing with my life? I thought I could do more things this summer now that I can drive but I was wrong. I'm just complaining on the internet.