I've been glancing through various derpibooru users' comments. I literally have nothing better to do, though I am listening to MLP Fan made music, Where Is Your Heaven Now from Midnight Musician.

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So just a quick update.

From the 29th of August - 18th of December, I will be attending a sort of course, which means I will have to live on the facility. I will still have free time to write and stuff, but my time tables will move a bit, and it will take a lot of getting used while I'm there. New schedule and all, not to mention new people, and writing on a laptop instead of comfortably stationary computer...

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Hey, everypony! I am back with a casual blog post. Nothing ranty, no calling out a horrible person this time. I just wanted to clear the air and explain some things that have just happened, or will happen. For one, you’re probably very confused about why there are two extra stories before the cancelled Guardians of Harmony story on my story page. Don’t worry, I have an explanation for that, and trust me, it’s not as complicated as it sounds. It’s time to reveal my greatest shame.

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I literally just woke up this morning and saw that Eldorado had given The BlueEM2 and I admin status over the Official Generation Five Site group! It appears that the switch worked! Hallelujah!! While we don’t necessarily *own* the group by legal definition, Crystalbreeze and Edboii don’t seem to ever be coming back to it, so despite our status being just as admins, consider us the de facto new owners of the group in all but law. I’m currently waiting until Blue gets back home in order for us

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What everyone else is thinking: I really hope Twilight can stop Starlight Glimmer, so that she can stop these dystopian futures!

What I'm thinking:
MY BABY IS BACK!!!!

I'M SO PROUD!!!!!

LOOK AT HOW REGAL HE IS!!!!!!

HE'S SO ADORABLE!!!!!!

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Stuck In Place has returned with another holiday of sex, zombies and sex. This time I'm tackling the best CANON lesbian couple in the series. No, they aren't sisters. The best parents Scootaloo ever had have been infected with the same disease that been consuming the school and are now holding Sunburst hostage.

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Bet you guys didn’t expect this curveball of an announcement, huh? Well, it’s true. To those of you wanting one of my oldest stories to make a triumphant comeback, your wish has been officially granted by me, your handsome King Magnifico of Rosas-wait a minute. Sorry, I just love Wish way too much. But yeah. I am proud to announce that Star Wars: The Trials of the Force (Part One) will be making a return in 2024 and it is my mission to finish it once and for all. It’s been a long

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Hello everyone, how are you this month? Yes, a new month is here and new stuff too. I've got plenty planned, but don't want to push myself too hard while returning to University work. I'm glad to already have this month's chapter on Journey To Hearth's Warming almost finished and just need to work on Hoodwinked: Pony Edition. So much cool stuff coming this season, but remember I'll be putting school work first so if things are like an hour or a day late, don't get mad. I just need to edit the

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The rough, experimental little piece about the pegasus tribe? Well, it's now a polished little piece in its own right. If you liked the early version, give this one a read, upvote, and comment. More words to follow, soon.

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Quarter through next chapter of Project Sparkle.
Going through an update of Blink with a reformatting, it's been sorely needed.
Welcome To The 'Verse is probably about halfway through its next chapter.
A few other concepts are being toyed with as my brain pukes them up. Sci-fi space-y type things.

In other news, apparently you can change your username? News to me, never knew that was a function.

XxX_Illuminati_XxX's Submission:

It was Sentinel's turn to sing. He had thought of this for a long time. What to sing was easy.

Something casual? Nah, no one want’s casual. Something Classic? Good, shouldn’t rule it out. Something hip? No, by Celestia I hate hipsters. Something…..that says, powerful but something ponies like. I’ve got it!

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Well then, I figure it's high time I get underway with what's up.

To summarize, I haven't visited this place in a long time. Why is that? Because I kind of lost interest in doing MLP fanfiction. I remember when I did that Mare Do Well story that it was just bad. Looking back on it now, I can't help but laugh... and feel ashamed. I admit it.

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Aaaaaaand we're back to revisit my two years worth of work as a fanfiction writer. This time however, we're getting more selective as this time we bring up my two top gunners; The Conversion Bureau: Judgement Day and Stay, plus my "One-Seat One-Shots" that I wrote in between. With no more ado, or even more shameless self-promotion, here they are:

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And the events surrounding Dinky and Millie continue..... Chapter 5 of "Aunt Millie" is here now:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/332551/aunt-millie

A lot of things would be spoilers if hinted at here, so I'm keeping this vague. There is someone new in this chapter, someone you've already seen in the past and who attentive eyes will have spotted in one episode of the show.
Also, Sparkler returns home from work, so things will get interesting.

Have fun with this chapter!

A video has surfaced of the mane six exploring the underwater kingdom of the seaponies.

Put your finger on the video and scroll for a 360 degree view!

Note: You have to be on YouTube to use the 360 degree feature.

I have just completed my Iron Author story entry here at AnthrOhio 2017. I'll get to see how it does in the judging/reading tomorrow morning.

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There is no landmass covered in ice at the north pole. There is just ocean with drifting ice pieces on the surface. It has been this way since its discovery in the early 1500s.

People on a mass scale, however, seem to remember the north pole being a solid landmass with ice on top (similar to Antarctica). Some even seem to recall being taught this as they were going through school.

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So, this happened.

I haven't posted nearly enough porn for this.

I know I'm late on writing this blog post, because apparently I've picked up two more of you beloved barnacles since then. So it's time for me to address all you crazy ponies with stuff relevant to my future on Fimfiction and beyond.

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I Don't Miss Watching Television Or Watching The News

I've been television free for about ten years now. I found other ways to entertain myself such as reading books (I know shocking right?), watching stuff on YouTube, hanging out on various websites, and spending a lot of time outdoors.

But it seems like the more I try to give the middle finger to television programs and the news, they always manage to pop up somewhere else in my social media feeds and whatnot.

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