Has anyone else suffered from laryngitis? It really is a very annoyingly frustrating thing to get. You don’t actually feel too bad, just like a mild cold. Except you can’t talk. Trying to do so just hurts your throat. And there’s nothing you can do except wait for it to get better. This means you have to cancel lectures, teaching, meetings, just about everything where you need to interact with other people. And it always seems to strike just when you are really busy with lots of things you

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Satoshi Kon's debut feature is a surreal, disturbing and utterly fascinating study of psychological breakdown and catharsis coupled with a biting commentary on the exploitive nature of the television industry, and our own preoccupation with the imagery and nature of fame.

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Hello!

Just wanted to wish everyone a happy Valentine's Day, whether you have a date or not (like me).

Obligatory Roseluck image. Source

I just have a few updates to tell you about my stories.

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Today, I celebrate my 10th anniversary of being a part of the Rooster Teeth community.

Awesome friends, amazing games, a gut-busting military comedy, one spectacular show about pastel ponies, and I even managed to find someone that I want to spend the rest of my life with. It wouldn't have been possible without the greatest community on the Internet.

Thank you, RoosterTeeth Community. Here's to the past decade.

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The three changelings sat behind cover as the magic beams continued flying at them. They looked at each other, before nodding and standing up.

The guard Captain raised his hoof up. “Hold fire! I think they’re surrendering!”

The guards stopped firing, looking at the changelings, who were growling. “Haha! We’re victorious!” one guard cheered.

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Blue Fang and Dagger walked through Ponyville. "Why are we here?" Dagger asked.

Blue looked over. "Well, today is some kinda Spring holiday for these ponies, and I thought we should check it out."

Dagger rolled his eyes. "So what do they do on this 'holiday'?"

Blue thought for a bit. "Well, I heard they search for eggs brought by some giant bunny."

"Whaaat?"

"Yeah, I don't know either."

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Stinger stared at the bowl in front of him while Dagger, Blue, Pharynx and Tempest sat beside him. “I must do this,” Stinger said, looking at the milk and then get the cereal box. “I have to put milk before cereal.”

The others except Blue gasped.

“But there has to be another way!” Dagger said.

“No... I must...”

Blue groaned. “Just eat it and stop with that medical drama bullcrap!”

“Shut up Blue!” they all shouted in unison.

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Blue Fang and Thorax walked towards Chrysalis’ throne room. “Are you sure about this, Blue?”

“Yeah, just go up and tell her!”

“Alright.”

Thorax nervously trotted up to Chrysalis. “Uh, Mom, I know we’ve had our ups and downs, but I just want you to know that... I love you.”

Chrysalis began moving her hooves in a weird way.

“... You’re not mute, so I don’t...” he sighed and walked off.

Happy Mother’s Day!

Blue trotted through the hallways, waving at the changelings. Hm... maybe me and the Fangs can do something he thought. Then, he saw Mitchell. “Hey Mitch, how are you—”

Mitchell walked right past, not even acknowledging Blue.

“Okay then... maybe Zenex?” He walked towards the nursery, noticing Hive and Zenex walking in. “Hey you two, I was wondering if—”

They shut the door.

“W-What? Guys?”

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Summary:

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It's that time again, tomorrow will see another chapter! Here's your recap:

Twilight nodded, before opening her mouth to carefully ask her next question. “And… do you know who my real… who my biological parents are?”

Night Light glanced over at his wife and bit his lip. “Your mother and I actually have an… interesting theory about that.

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Yes, today really is my birthday. I wasn't really planning on writing anything for the occasion, but the idea popped into my head a few minutes after midnight. I finished it up after I woke up. Another self-insert for the Car Wash series.

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Last day of vacation.

Forget responsibility.

To Tartarus with a career and the everyday worries of life.

Give me a coconut to drink from, a tree to sleep under, and just leave me here. Do not want to go back to regular life.

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“Okay, so... you guys want us to play this song right here?”

“Yeah! We chose it ourselves! Five of us are the background vocals, and I’m the lead singer!”

“Pleeeease guys?”

“Um...“ Blue Fang, Stinger, Mantis, and Dagger picked up their instruments, preparing to play. “Okay, if you insist. Hit it, boys.”

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Blue, Broken, Ky, Dagger, and Hive moved towards Zen’s tent as quietly as they could. They stopped when they reached his tent. “Remember the plan?” Blue asked. The others nodded. They walked in.

Zen sat down, reading his book. He looked over to the others. “Hey guys. Need anything?”

“No, we just wanted to check on you,” Hive said.

Zen nodded and went back to his book. Blue looked at the others. “Jump him.”

Zen looked up from his book, “wait what-”

Crash!

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Before I talk about what managed to piss me off this time, I wanna clear the air regarding In The Land of The Fuzzy-Wuzzies.

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Back from Japan. Such a delightfully weird little country! Anyway, it's recap time!

You know the drill

Twilight said with a nod, “So what do we do? How does this all relate to the Forerunner ruins that are supposed to be in Equestria?”

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Because something's coming.

Good night, and good luck.