The Eternal Dilemma of the Unemployed Fanfic Writer: Minor Detour In Plans · 8:53pm Apr 24th, 2017
"I've been doing pretty well at writing so far. I should get to work on that story I told everyone I'd start."
-"There's a contest going on. You can join."
"No, my fans expect me to be working on something now. I said I'd do it. It wouldn't be professional of me."
-"You're not a professional, though. At anything. You can use the exposure."
"Don't tempt me, Frodo! I am a writer of integrity, of good moral fibre."