I'm best at writing shitty stories. Not just shitty stories, but boring, mediocre shitty stories. That have no good reason for existing. But I find it hard to write better stories most of the time not because I can't write well be because I don't have the dedication and will and work ethic to write well most of the time.

Should I just dash off some shitty stories and hone to my true calling right now and then continue to write decent ones once in a while when I feel up to it?

Blame Saddlesoap Opera. This is his fault.
Also I really need to get on that Diminishing Returns blog, or else finally respond to my comments sheesh Patch.

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Hello!

Well, this is it. The day I finally become a legal adult. The big one-eight. Surprisingly, it's a lot less spectacular than I thought it would be. But hey, it's a birthday.

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Two blogs in two days? *le gasp*

But yeah, see title. What would make you quit watching the show, and/or quit the fandom? What did make you quit watching the show, if you have?

For me personally, I've mentioned my line in the Writer's Group chatroom way back when, I think. Regular readers can probably guess anyway.

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Or, to put it another way, the rules I abide by when it comes to the stuff I write on this site. My mind doesn't necessarily function the same way everyone else's does, so there may be some discrepancies. Have some background music in the meantime.

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Except it's like 20,000 more words instead and there's a lot more tea, the spilling* of tea, and construction legislation eleven-year-olds really shouldn't be handling but are anyway for some reason.
Part one drops next week.

Stay frosty, y'all. *fingerguns*

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They just aren't. At all.

Not to say Equestria doesn't have nobility* at all, it's just that they aren't an established Thing. They're not a class. You need an actual population of nobility for that, and as of now, there are only seven of them: the four Princesses, Shining Armor, Flurry Heart, and Blueblood. All (except maybe Flurry) have titles and an official status.

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Just some general tips and advice this time around.

1. I cannot stress this enough, but WASH YOUR HANDS. First weapon in fighting this.

2. Mind your handling of things others have

3. If you absolutely have to touch your face, like for an itch, use your shoulder

4. Surgical masks do nothing, you're basically constantly uncomfortable and constantly adjusting them.

5: Cough into your shirt, and on that note change clothes daily.

6. Bathe daily

7. Drink lots of fluids

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...damn real life getting in the way of my pony...major interest loss in fan fiction entirely now...albeit hoping I can drag myself back onto here...aside when symphony for the rival updates that is~

Also yeah...why me update finally within soon?
Are any of you still here even?...

Most likely not....he'll at least i might pick up someone who looks at the recently updated...

For many years, the media is known for impacting the lives of ordinary people and that can be a good thing and a bad thing.

People can be deceived by what they see on movies and TV. Most commonly, the unrealistic ideal body standards that society expects those to have.

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IN WHICH IDEAS AND DISCUSSION
Hey there! Do you like Kizuna AI, the "Virtual Youtuber"? Too bad; here's Travis Stebbins's remix of her theme songs.

Listening to Odyssey brings back memories of the fandom days of yore, when I should have started writing here. Oh well.

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Next month will be a big change for me. I'll be working from home! Yay. Nothing too big but it's big for me.

In other news, check out The Spoony One's standard below.

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As it happens, Lumie did another review with Prane and Gulheru! About The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows, this time! They promised they'd let me go if I did one. But I'm still trapped in the basement with all the other reviewers. Why did nobody send help after the last review?

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EThe Silver Standard

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

Once upon a time, Silver Spoon's life made sense. Now she lives in Ponyville.

• Diamond Tiara
• Silver Spoon
• Other
• CMCs

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Patchwork Poltergeist finally completed her masterwork today. Y'all should read it.

Well more like I finally bothered to search for this very picture of Quibble. Still I think it fits rather nicely. What do you think?

Men get shamed for not losing their virginity while women get shamed for losing their virginity? Wow, what a fucked up heteronormative world we live in. The stigma about virginity needs to stop.

These double standards are the reason why I don't want to be in a relationship or get married. What good would it bring if these biases exist in reality? This is the perfect example of what an unfair and cruel world looks like.

Because the rough draft took longer than expected and the final draft needs another week to cook, I'm pushing back the upload schedule.

New chapter will be up on the 26th at the latest.

I'm relatively convinced no one reads these things, but it's kinda satisfying to write them anyways. It's an easy way to organize my thoughts, and also gives me an alibi for when the police come skulking around.

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