The Stars Revolt! Archives 3 · 9:42pm Feb 8th, 2020
In the Human Archives, Shepherd is again, against his better judgement, helping the Ponies understand human culture. Today's artifact isn't ancient or mystical looking at all, to Shepherd's eyes...
Twilight: "I mean, it's so bright and garish and it shines! And it came with this magic staff! Did it belong to a wizard from your world?"
Shepherd: *laughing* "Not likely! No, see, this is..." *He turns the clothing in his hands and laughs some more* "Oh my God! It's a Dolemite suit!"