It's time for Lil Cheese to learn about the birds and the bees.
And everypony wants to help.
Surely nothing can go wrong.

Written for the Dialogue Only contest.

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Princess Cadence lives the life many dream to live as the princess of the Crystal Empire. After growing up in the Crystal Castle alone she dreams of her prince charming to come and be her new king. Her expectations are tossed aside when she meets her betrothed, the umbrum prince, Sombra.

Romantic love is more abstract than something Twilight Sparkle puts into practice. She knows of its power—but she's got bigger things to worry about.

The thing about love is that you don't get to choose how it happens. It's a control freak's nightmare. Twilight is the mother of all control freaks. She can handle herself, her impulses, her wants.

And yet, she still finds herself in a married stallion's bed. More than once.

Shining Armor has been a Royal Guard for a long time. Having fought off many enemies and saving thousands. He' grown old now he get to remember both the fun and embarrassing things with those he loves.

Shining Armor has been a guard for many many years and he loves it! But being a guard comes with its downfalls the main one being it's affect mentally. After so many years of pushing away what bothers him it all comes to a head after one incident. Now Shining Armors loyal friend and guard partner has help him get back to his old self. All before shining can do anything life altering to himself or others.

Before I forget and they get royally mad thank you Caladis for editing and proof-reading.

Cadance and Shining's world comes to a screeching halt when they are visited by a specter from their past.

My entry for the Dialogue Only Contest.

[TRIGGER WARNING : Premeditated Murder. This is written from the perspective of a psychotic pony. I, the author CXCD, do not think nor behave like this.]

Cadence, for the longest time, has had a dream of ruling over Equestria. Unfortunately, when her husband Shining Armor started getting in her way, she decides the only way to get him out of the way was permanently.

Everything went to plan. As far as the Crystal Empire knew, Shining Armor vanished overnight without a trace. Search parties were launched, investigations started, and nopony thought poor old Princess Cadence could ever.

It's just such a shame that Shining Armor came back.

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Flurry Heart has a difficult conversation with her parents

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Luna is a strange mare. Cadance is only now just starting to see how strange she is when Luna mentions the unthinkable. Maybe she'll learn something new in the process.

Part of this story appeared as a chapter in Missing Pages & Scrawled Footnotes on May 31st, 2017. It has since been revised and expanded. Contribute to the TVTropes page!

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