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Disclaimer: If you don't like bad jokes you're gonna hate this.
Commander Bob Shepard is your average zombie space marine, he likes long walks on the beach, crushing the enemy, and destroying things for no reason, but what happens when he goes too far?
It'll be obvious by the end of paragraph two, but I was high when I played Mass Effect.
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This is Commander Shepard and I'm trippin' balls right now.
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Shepard, god of whatever, is pleased with your fiction.
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I love the Seth Green part!
"I'm not Seth Green!" Seth Green replies." XD
Second paragraph? Ha! I figured it out just from the description.
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D: incredible!
Damn.
Im lost.
3072657 Don't know the game? Or just lost within the "What the FUCK!?!"-ness?
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I dont know, Seriously how did I even get here....
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It was my animal magnetism.
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Who the fuck are you...
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Why I'm the author.
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NO YOUR NOT THIS IS ALL A LIE~!!!!!!
LEIE!!!1!111!
*IRL crash(404)*
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Uh what?
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Sir, I want you to very calmly hand over your license and any weapons or universe altering items in your possession...
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This is the strangest crap I have ever read and. It. Is. AWESOME!!!
Dafuq did I just read?
This don't make no sense. That's why it's.....
AWESOME.
XDDDDDDD XDD XD X_X LOLZ XD
Yes, pure yes
"The ship is finally out of the atmosphere, so me, along with everyone else not wearing a seatbelt, get up. My glasses are broken. No...I fall to my knees and cry for an hour and a half. Then, after properly displaying my grievances, I open my chest compartment and pull out another pair".
Best lines ever
fucking gold
3good5fimfiction.
I got a boner when the guards' sex legs crawled into Bob's skull.
damn straight nigga
I await MC Layers debut album "My Beautiful Onion Fantasy"
Zalgo apparently works for C-Sec. Seems legit.
Heh, gotta remember that one.
That's it. This site needs a separate RANDOM AS FUCK tag.
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Heh, I'm so swerve, I need a 'sexy beast' tag.
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i nearly died of laughter when i read it
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Aw shucks, you're making me blush.
Ah, my weekly fix from /dev/random. Niiiiiiice…
Welcome the front of my backlog.
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I don't know what that means.
Hey....can you clean up the cum the story caused?
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Sorry, no dice.
3219227 its liquid gold....I am a giant robot
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*grabs mop
3219473 wanna pet my robot puma
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I've got a lot of stories on my Read Later list and over 45 unread chapters in fics I've faved. This story has jumped to the front of that backlog because of the sheer awesomeness it seems to inspire in other readers.
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Well I hope you enjoy it.
niggas don't mess with shrek
NO GOD PLEASE NO, ANYTHING BUT SILVER.
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He'll trap you in a temporal loop.
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reported
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raported
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repourted