Twilight told her friends of her adventures in the Human world, but she didn't tell them everything. One dark secret haunts her still.
Hamburgers are delicious.
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A little simplistic in story structure, but well written and very entertaining to read. We always knew there were going to be consequences from Twilight's visit to the alternate reality, we just never expected those consequences to so readily be picked up by the others.
Only thing is that wasn't a hamburger Twilight was eating. It was a steak and cheese sandwich.
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Yeeeah, I'm admittedly not a good writer.
Not sure if it's a practice thing or if I just don't have the writers' touch... oh well.
Hey funny stuff!!! But what was with the BZZZZZ noise?
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Twilight was raising Parasprites.
Yeah... that's what she was doing....
3280878....ok
Shocking! Horrifying! Scandalous!
Burgers are delicious. I think I will go have one for lunch.
Twilight, you have created a monster.
Man, I'm so fucking hungry now! I need a fucking god damn burger, NAO!
3280860 practice!
Quoteing the author's note:
"For the record?
I'm no vegetarian. I love burgers. :D"
I could tell from your description of cooking and eating the meat.
You were either a meat eater that experienced it themselves or a vegetarian that put a lot more effort than what normally goes into a fan fiction into studying the sensation.
Mmm... Burger. See, Fluttershy? We love animals too!
We love them in our bellies.
This is hilarious imagine a ton of ponies fighting for a hamburger in the 1st hamburger war
3281032 I see what you did there...
And now for a bit of fridge horror!
Remember, in Equestria cows are as sentient as you or I.
And then Fluttershy founded PETA. Ponies Eating Tasty Animals.
(well, in her defense, she does feed fish to otters...)
3281032 unless it's bacon.
Als I am wondeng if perhaps this was inspired by a certain youtube video.
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-- Denis Leary
If you think that is good try throwing some bacon on that bitch.
THE CYCLE CONTINUES! XD
Honestly, I could see Fluttershy being okay with eating meat, seeing as many of her animal friends are carnivores.
This is brilliant
Ho. Ly. CRAP. That was absolutely screwy. I always thought that griffins ate meat and ponies didn't... But I also thought that meat was kinda like peasant food... Something that homeless Trixie would eat.
I don't know. Great story, anyway. 
So hungry now.........
CURSE YOU!
Wow, the ending put a rather... dark twist on this. I can only see the number of meat-eating ponies in Equestria rising from there.
hey all you ponies
hey all you ponies
hey all you ponies wont you listen to meeeeeee!
i just had a sandwich
it's no ordinary sandwich
it's a sandwich made with Applejack's farm animalllllllssss!
hey... man... you've... got to try this sandwich
its no ordinary sandwich
its the tastiest sandwich in the woorrrllldddd
ascoobididoolabdooiladdabyabbity ya YEAHHHHHHH!
thank you
3281378 oh great now you reminded me of burger kings xl double bacon cheese burgers with super sized fries and coke
Deadly Equines, The Shocking True Story of Meat-Eating & Murderous Horses by CuChullaine O'Reilly, the Founder of the Long Riders' Guild explores the fact that horses can and do eat meat (and can appear to behave in quite a violent manner to get it). However, that they can and do eat meat does not mean that they should. A horse may be trained to eat meat, or it may be driven to it by need. This doesn’t mean that a regular diet of meat in the long-term is a good thing. Your horse may like an occasional bite of your hamburger or salmon sandwich and can eat it without harm. However, since we don’t know the long-term effects on most horses, a diet high in meat would be inadvisable (along with expensive). Horses have the teeth and digestive system of a highly specialized herbivore. Few of us are going to take our horses on Antarctic expeditions and our horses will likely be healthiest eating the diet their digestive system evolved to digest.
This is actually very well done for a short, comedic story.
the only real disturbing part of this is that I can SO see this going 'Cupcakes'
and that colts and fillies is why you watch your back around the quiet and timid ones
and no one would even THINK to look in Fluttershy's basement for a micro meat processing plant setup
nice story
Twilight
Wat you doin
Twilight
Staph
I assume the Bzzzz to be a razor, so shaving obviously. And the fact that Spike was extremely grossed out by it means she was shaving...
I'm just gonna leave this cat here images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120809005542/mlp/images/e/e1/Opalescence_id_S1E14.png
Hilarious story though, and even sad at times. Nice work!
... DAT END!
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Razor? Pffft
She was probably 'experimenting' with the quality of 'reproductive equipment'
Oh my gosh, that ending. This is just too awesome for words.
3281785 Yeah, I thought that too. Also, that's a really cute picture of a pussy.
Wow. That simple story had so much depth. :3
Thank you!! Thank you so much for sharing!
"now you behave yourself angle or you have to spend some time on the grill."
I'm quite sure Fluttershy would be the most ok with this. In the comic she was fascinated watching animals fight over who gets to eat the 6 of them. And she wouldn't have to take Twilight's meat, she must have plenty of her own to feed her carnivorous animal friends.
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I wouldn't expect Twilight to know the finer parts of cooking meat dishes.
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Um what comic are you referring to and what do you mean by 'the 6 of them'? Do you literally mean that she was trying to feed herself and her friends to one of her animals?
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Definitely an interesting concept. Sort of like the zombie apocalypse, only instead of mangled dead ponies wandering the countryside and moaning "brains!" you've got live ponies yelling "hamburger" and "steak" and various other dishes.
I want to post a video of Squidward's first Krabby Patty, but I can't find a good video.
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And thus Mad Pony Disease was born.
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Actually, it was an entire stampede of both. Presumably, violently eviscerating each other just off-panel. And she was just sitting there with a dopey grin geeking out over it
Also, this is the pony who mouth-feeds fish to otters.
Anyway, you might want to at least change the beef to something else. Seeing how Equestrian cows are sapient and eating them would be legally considered murder.
I'm pretty sure that the burger we saw Twilight take in EG was a veggie burger. She only picked it up because Fluttershy picked one just like it, and I can't imagine Human Fluttershy eating actual meat.
With that said, great one shot.
HAHA i was wondering if the plot twist was gonna happen, and it was confirmed, just as i thought it was . Still, great story man. Maybe you could write a story about how Twilight tried corn beef, also known as HORSE MEAT.
3281412 actually traditionally nobles were the only ones that could regularly enjoy beef in medieval times. Peasants mostly ate bread and veggies, and in some countries maybe venison.
Every time this gets brought up.
After a while
ALL OF PONYVILLE IS EATING BURGERS