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During a meeting in the throne room, Twilight gains a new power she didn't know princesses could have. She has no idea that she doesn't want it.

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Interresting ideas.

“I am no such thing! Those abominable hybrids are lucky it is my duty to be here today. If I’d had my way fifteen hundred years ago they’d be part of Equestria and I’d have even more hippogriff looking for ‘mommy’.”

“Those beaks! Very different sensation from a muzzle. I remember one, barely old enough to leave the nest—”

And know I have disturbing visions of Luna haranguing her troops: "Pillage their villages, conquer their lands, kill their soldiers, slave the peasants, rape their children, bless their offspring with the seed of our superior race!" :twilightoops:

Really? During a political meeting is the best time to learn of a celestial psychic connection. Well I guess if you've lived long enough, you know what political babble is best to avoid. Politicians, feh who needs them. :pinkiesick:

The problem with the hippogriff thing is as you said, its between a male griffon and a mare, meaning the griffon would be the one raping the mares (i honestly said cant imagine them raping the male griffons then give birth to a hybrid child, at least dont see a reason. If the goal would be to wipe the griffons out just wipe them out. :rainbowhuh:

Unless Luna wanted to wipe pure ponies out anfd replace them with hippogriffs to rule the world with them or something. :trollestia:

3377487 And all that shouted in the Royal Canterlot Voice...

Okay, so Luna was a genocidal maniac. Good to know.

This was a good laugh, but, now I'm a bit perturbed about Luna...:rainbowderp:

Rush and Pony on!
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I now have a disturbing hunch that the reason America shut down was because Obama was too busy psychic chatting with the princesses to notice how bad Congress was fucking up...

3377487 Oh, my. I hope more griffons, and maybe even some hippogriffs, are seen in season 4. :pinkiesmile:

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I'm glad you liked it!

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The answer is magic, or futa Luna.

This was funny for all the wrong reasons.

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Can´t you believe the possibility of a male being raped by a female, even when the female in question is a goddess and a ruler with the power to decide over your life (and maybe your family, friends or comrades) based on your "perfomance"?

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Its not that, thats easy to believe. Had to be Luna ordering her mares to rape the males and them giving birth to the hybrids.

But no point/advantage from it that i can see, and would take some pretty fanatic people to willingly give birth to an hybrid that way (just because Luna says so), plus Luna just gets a race that hates her guts (assuming the "mommies" abandon the hybrids because of the "looking for mommy" comment.). This is war, you do what you do for a reason when you're in command. Usually rape for ethnic cleansing or such involves males raping woman, since the downsides like pregnancy and such disable a soldier.

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Now i imagine Luna is just a male griffon with an horn glued to its forehead, eventually ponies started asking questions so Celestia put an illusion on Luna. :rainbowkiss:

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I was thinking more along the lines of 'This is a magical world where Luna grew a dick, sexed a bunch of female griffons, and made illegitimate hippogriff babies because magic.' But that other thing is good too. :pinkiehappy:

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But your definition itself was Mare (so female pony) and griffon hence the darker/crazy touch i thought i saw. :rainbowwild: But yeah might as well since its just a random comedy. :rainbowlaugh:

*Sees title name*. :ajbemused: This better not be what I think it is.
*reads*. Nope. You're safe. :twilightsmile:

:rainbowlaugh: And here I am thinking, where did you get the idea for this?

Why is there not more of this?! The interactions between Luna and Twilight alone would be worth it!

I find your Luna rather disturbing. The jokes are amusing enough, but man, some of those implications are pretty dark. Celly being so disrespectful is a bit of an eyebrow raiser too. Kind of have to wonder why they didn't attempt to test the psychic talking before the meeting, as well.

Nice read, though I feel as if it's too short.

Are you implying that Luna is the Ghangas Khan of ponies?
...I can roll with that.

Comment posted by Pokekid543 deleted Feb 25th, 2015

Luna...

Implies that she mothered many half-pony-half-griffons.

Says that griffon wenches are the best.

I believe that she in fact fathered many hippogriffs.

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