I'm perfectly normal. Who told you I was crazy? Not me. Cuz I'm totally not, ya hear? I'M NOT!!! Oh, and I write stuff, which you should check out. ... ...you all made me this way... ...
Dale was your average bloke from Northern Ireland. Except that he hated the colour green. Everything pretty much unravelled from there.
Now he's in Equestria with a giant chip on his shoulder, and Equestria shall rue the day they ever heard the name Dale Burke.
(Shameless, aren't I?)
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why are you ashamed, is it a self insert?
3447612 Nah. I'm just pretty much writing whatever comes into my head at whatever interval it crops up, right after I went all out explaining how much planning I was going to be doing.
3447640 ah, well, it looks good so far!
bleedin 'ek mate this is some of the most hilarious shit ive ever read...
good on you!
That was awesome XD
Really liking the story
Damn, ponies are assholes in this dimension. Of course, if people falling from the sky is a regularity than I guess I'd be pissed off as well.
Gotta admit, never read a fanfic with an attack on Celetia with a Potato. Keep up the good work.
Big Mac's big moment eh? I wonder...
this is the best story ever made
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3452023 Not sure if serious, or just trollin' on mah trollin'
3452042 this is seriously the funniest thing i've read (for this week at least)
3452048 I have no idea what I am doing. Apparently this works for me.
Glad you're enjoying it though.
I glared at the disintegrating cardboard and spat some blood from my mouth.
“You led me astray, ya paper git.”
The cardboard dissolved completely in shame.
>mfw muh sides are in orbit.
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Apathy! :D
This story gets all of my wat. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
my sides are moving on their own
This story needs more hot potato on horn action.
Potato!
Hahaha i love this story. keep it up.
like i said, best story ever made
Best. Story. Evar.
Dat ending.
This, all of THIIIIIIIIIS
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Awesome.
HAH! Perfect reaction to sudden talking pony, best I've seen!
Definitely reading this!
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Excellent, the two pegasi are corrupted by reality. And those bits with Lyra and Cheerilee,
so awesome.
3459148 Three down, three to go. It's building.
This story is the best thing since canned bread.
3459227 Nah, Guinness is still a little bit better. What can I say? I like my canned bread.
3459253 Nee hee hee hee~
Never change.
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oh god. hes giving pinkie coffee. he is giving PINKIE COFFEE!
OH MY FUCKING GOD NO WHY DID YOU GIVE HER COFFEE!?!?!
We're all gonna die
and thus began the greatest shitstorm of our year
So Dash is starting her own cloud system
, Fluttershy is in a state of shock over how much her "talent" actually means
, Rarity... I'm not sure what Rarity's doing
, Applejack's probably panicking at the sudden storm
, Twilight IS panicking at the sudden storm
, and Pinkie seems entirely too willing if it would have come to that
.
And so it begins...
Nothin' wrong wi' gettin' a li'le tipsy lad.
....Why does this remind me of the simpsons movie......
GOOD GOD
And all of this is because of an irate, and incredibly blunt, Irishman fell out of the sky?
Sounds like a normal Tuesday for me
Oh shit a dragon!
Better throw my potato at it!
Was Pinkie just offering?
....Wat....?
"Fuck no."
Ah, Twilight giving up on friendship for once. I feel complete now.
All in all, this was a hilarious story.
ANOTHER ONE! Pwease? 
3479542 It's a possibility. When my internet goes down, my random can come out in interesting ways. One or two serious stories of mine need some attention first though.
How about Twilight losing a bet with Celestia? Dale might need a room-mate.
So does that mean we're the wrong sort of people?
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Twilight living on Earth with Dale?
Sear, I think I love you.
I can't wait for the sequel. In the meantime, I'll check out your other stories.
And now, my thought gush.
So he didn't screw up Equestria, just Ponyville, and indirectly. Nothing is permanently damaged, except maybe Cheerilee, poor lass.
I understand how he messed with everything else, but Pinkie (shocker) is the one I don't understand.
How did Pinkie break again?
I for one probably wouldn't mind hanging out with Dale for a day or two. For a hotblooded Irishman he seems quite reasonable.
Still kinda wish he could have met with everyone's favorite Draconequus. Ooh, he'd have a field day with him.
And with that, back to my cave.
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3479605 Nah, it's just that Bronies in general aren't exactly sucked in by the show's deep philosophical musings, now are they? Most come for an escape, and that's the same mindset they will bring to MLP fanfiction. I'm in no way against that; I'm exactly the same, and I like a good random story same as the next guy, but a good deep story is more fulfilling to read, and definitely more so to write.
Regards
Quicksear
*throws money at screen*
I about choked on my breakfast repeatedly through the last two chapters...
3482952 Ima go ahead and assume that's a good thing...
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From laughter.