After his death, South African former president and national hero Nelson Mandela finds himself in Equestria. However, it looks like he has some work to do with ending apartheid in the afterlife, as well. After all, none of the unicorns and pegasi own farmland, and none of them farm. And Cloudsdale is an exclusively pegasus city. Being an equality-minded person, Mandela won't rest until all races of ponies can live there.
Too soon?
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This story. This story.
Probably too soon, but I don't really care all that much. *reads*
just why well i guess it was inevitable.
This is the most amazing thing I have ever read.
Probably for a crack fic
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It's never too soon
drestruct all whiteys
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I actually love this. The perfect amount of being so soon.
Well if 3599962 say's it isn't too soon, I'm inclined to agree I guess...
Abuse of Mandela's tragic passing to write a ponyfic?
YES PLEASE
Next up - Jesus is transported to Equestria after he is crucified and tells Rarity to stop being such a bitch.
Sometimes, timing is everything:
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Who actually wrote this? I will airmail them cookies. Cookies with cobalt-60 as a extra special ingredient.
3600066 Hell yeah, I fucking love cookies!
3600056 Beautiful
3600021 Totally faving because of the mass rustling of jimmies.
it is fantastic, i am so hard
Well then... I don't know what I just read...
Also, how does Tia know Christ?
3600149 Because she IS Jesus. The Jesus of Equestria. Just like Aslan is the Jesus of Narnia.
3599897 I don't believe in time. It's a conspiracy by Rolex to get us all to buy watches.
3599962
I actually expected YOU to write this.
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I
feel likeam a horrible person for laughing at everything you've said in the story.3600154
You need to write a fic about that. Right now. Just drop what you're doing and write that son of a bitch.
What part about this was so bad? Mandela only meant good, but like Phoenix Wright in Turnabout Storm he didn't have a clue.
This was glorious, never too soon unless you're just shitting on his memory. Which you didn't. Upvote and favorite.
3600188 That I will.
"But there I have another name. You must learn to know me by that name," said Celestia.
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I will preread if you so desire.
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why is it that any time someone pivotal in society dies, someone feels the need to make a fic of said person ending up in pony land?
I'm not critizing this story as wrong or at all for that matter, but rather asking a general question.
3599962 too soon. It's a fucking disgrace.
He clearly went to the universe next door,
3600406 Because coming up with an original idea is too hard to do, so they grab a formula that will get them the coveted "views" so they convince themselves they've become horse-famous.
3600646 Atleast they're getting attention, without insulting the guy.
3600035 I prefer Jesus having tea with Fluttershy, but that's just me.
3600662 That story was... horribly boring. Sorry, it just is. Nothing remotely interesting happens, and one can hardly call it a story. It seems like a good idea that turned out to be a bad story.
3600177 nah, i would never write about a black person
what do you think i am, some sort of race traitor
lol it's sarcasm dont ban me mods kthnx
3600682 But the point wasn't that stuff happened... it was the humor of NOTHING happening. Everyone writes stories where characters get mixed up in conflict, and I think the author did a nice job of playing on that by taking two characters who are different embodiments of kindess and goodness, and mixing them... and having it BE boring.
Some people get excited about stories where characters play with the idiot ball and get into hugely embarrassing situations because they've been temporarily lobotomized, but I like a story where the natures of the characters open up unusual avenues of storytelling.
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Still, knowing you, you have an ability to write clusterfucks. I think this author may outdo you as the 'next fucked up author'.
And that title ain't no Golden Raspberry.
3600821 Well, in that regard, it was rather well done, but the story itself is just such a hard read through on account of how easily it puts one to sleep.
3600823 I know who this author actually is, and trust me sweetheart, I ain't worried.
Anyone can write about offensive things; the trick is doing it with class!
Which isn't something I do, I'm just saying, that's the trick.
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Well, you wouldn't wanna be outclassed. I like to see you write a hallucinogenic rated story.
3600916 I have a 9/11 one in the works with Derpy
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......shit, sucka.
3600860 There's plenty there if you pay attention. Lots of subtle satire, little nods to Douglas Adams, and even a lesson worthy of an actual episode. It's a very tangential writing style, avoiding SAYING stuff and using gestures or hints to suggest at it.
Oh, why not. This sounds deliciously cracky. There's no such thing as
me having a soul"too soon," if my laughing at Yakety Sax playing over 9/11 is any indication.Bootiful ;_;
this was actually pretty brilliant
* Johannesburg (a.k.a. Joburg) is an inland city. Pretty thoroughly inland. Good luck finding surfing there. (You'd have better luck in Durban, that's coastal)
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Mandela's nickname is "Madiba"
It's the little details, you understand...
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But I like the way The Dela sounds.