“Students, please settle down,” Cherilee said, stepping in front of the chalkboard. The din of the classroom died down and all the ponies took their seats. Diamond Tiara, who had previously been engaged in teasing Scootaloo, felt the need to blow one last raspberry at the filly.
“Blank flank,” Silver Spoon whispered to Scootaloo. She and Diamond Tiara proceeded to laugh quietly to themselves while the pegasus filly fumed.
“Class, I’d like you to help me welcome a new student!” Cherilee said happily. A white earth pony colt with a black mane and a ridiculous grin walked into the classroom. “This,” the teacher said, putting her hoof on the colt’s shoulder, “is Caps Lock. Caps, do you have anything you’d like to share with the class?”
The colt looked around, sizing up his audience before blurting, “MARES BELONG IN THE KITCHEN, NOT IN A CLASSROOM!”
Cherilee looked at her new student in horror as the colts of the classroom burst out laughing. The fillies however, looked around in confusion at their male class mates.
“Caps Lock! That is highly uncalled for!” Cherilee shouted.
“GO MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!” Caps Lock shouted in reply. Had it been thirty years prior, Cherilee likely would have struck the colt upside the head with a yardstick. Unfortunately, new school regulations prevented her from doing so. All she could do was watch as the colt smiled up at her before walking through the laughing classroom.
Caps Lock sponged up the attention and took a seat in the back of the classroom with the colts. He quickly took a box of crayons and a piece of paper out of his school bag and began scribbling. The smile on his face got ever broader as he worked.
“Well,” Cherilee said, recovering from her shock. “Everypony be sure to give Caps Lock a nice…warm…welcome.” Her tone was flat and she hung her head low as she spoke. She already knew this colt was going to be trouble, and she wished she had a different lesson plan for the day. “Today, we’ll be learning about a rather sensitive topic, but it’s something you’re all going to need to know.”
She picked a piece of chalk up with her teeth and began writing on the chalkboard. Once she was finished, all the ponies of the class room moaned. All except Caps Lock, that is. Written in big letters on the chalk board was, “The Birds and the Bees.”
“AWESOME, SOMETHING I CAN CLOP TO!” Caps Lock shouted. His fellow classmates looked at him in confusion, not recognizing the word he’d just used. Cherilee put her hoof against her forehead and quickly ran an eraser across the board.
“On second thought, that can wait till next week,” she said, taking up the chalk once more. “Math! Today, we’ll learn more about math!” She quickly scribbled some equations on the board for the class to solve.
Caps Lock crossed his forearms across his chest and shouted, “I CAN’T CLOP TO THIS!”
“Would anypony like to come down and solve equation number one?” Cherilee asked the class, ignoring Caps Lock’s outburst.
Caps Lock’s hoof shot into the air and he shouted, “FIRST!” No other pony in the classroom had even tried to raise their hoof, but Cherilee waited in hopes one would.
“Sweetie Belle? Would you like to try to—?”
“NO! INB4 SWEETIE BELLE!” Caps Lock interrupted, holding his hoof higher.
Cherilee sighed, “Caps Lock, please solve number one.”
The colt galloped down the aisle and took up the piece of chalk. He scribbled furiously on the chalkboard, carrying numbers that didn’t exist and adding more to the equation. When he’d finally finished, he stepped back to allow the class to see his work.
“Caps,” Cherilee said, looking over the mess of numbers on the board. “Would you mind telling me how you reached your answer of 8,008,135?”
The colt smiled and nodded his head with the chalk still in his mouth. He re-approached the board and drew a big line under his answer. “BOOBIES!” he shouted. The students looked at his answer and started laughing when they realized his numbers were actually letters.
“CAPS LOCK!” Cherilee shouted, turning to the colt. “If you keep up this behavior, I’ll have to call your parents!”
The smile disappeared from Caps Lock’s face and his lower lip began quivering. He started whimpering, then all out bawling in the middle of the classroom floor. Cherilee didn’t know what to do so she approached the colt cautiously.
“Caps, what’s wrong?” she asked, putting her hoof on his shoulder.
“MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!” he replied in between sobs.
“I’m so sorry!” Cherilee tried apologizing, but the colt’s sobs intensified. She looked around at the class nervously, as if they could offer some comfort. All at once though, Caps Lock’s crying stopped, and he turned to Cherilee with an ear-to-ear grin on his face.
“JK! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!”
Cherilee’s face turned beet red as the colt stood up and trotted calmly back to his seat. He held his hoof out for hoof-bumps, but received only puzzled looks in response. Once back in his seat, he made sure he had Cherilee’s attention before holding up the paper he’d been working on earlier. In big red letters on the paper was, “PROBLEM?”
The teacher, beside herself with rage, opened up the classroom door and held her hoof out into the hallway. “Class, go to recess,” she said.
“But itth’s only—”
“I SAID GO TO RECESS!”
Twist recoiled at her teacher’s harshness, but obeyed. One by one, the ponies filed out of the classroom, whispering amongst themselves. Caps Lock was sure to give Cherilee a great big smile as he exited. She slammed the door behind him and went to her desk.
“Why does it have to be Monday?” she asked, emptying her drawer of its contents. When it was empty, she lifted the false bottom of the drawer and removed a flask.
It was going to be an interesting Monday.
CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Hehe
NIGGA YOU SOFTCORE EVEN I CAN CLOP TO MATH. HELL I CAN EVEN CLOP TO HUMAN PORN, AND WHO CLOPS TO THAT ANYMORE?? HUMANS?? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HUMANS ARE FIRKIN DISGUSTING
Seriously though I hope you continue this, this is epic.
funny. favourited and liked
LEL.
You've been trolled, you've been trolled, you have probably been told, stop replying, he's just trying to get a riiiiiiiiiiiiiise!
HOLY SHIT BRAH THIS IS THE LIKE TROLL OF ALL TROLLS. FAVED AND LIKED
Oh my.
Okay, this is immature and stupid....
But I choked on my beverage every time he opened his mouth. So take your upvote and never speak of this again.
This pleases Alduin. In his name I favorite.
Cherilee...
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Mother of Celestia, I hate him already.
I'm going back to Reddit
Nevermind, here's good.
T-T-T-Trolled times 9001!!!
Caps Lock: I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS
Cherilee: Caps Lock!
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Yeah, but isn't that the point in this case?
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Kay then, Konahrik
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-Lightning
Hue.
(Also my iPad started playing the trolol song when I clicked on this. Coincidence? I think not!)
3625739 Vodahmin. wrong mask dumbass
I think it is obvious that this fanfic is a metaphor for how the internet works:
Cap Locks: The Troll
Ms. Cherilee: The Victim
The Students: The witnesses of the troll
The Fanfic: Hilarious
A foal troll . . . interesting.
Saw this. Passed it over at first.
Then got curious.
...
You clever bastard. Let's see where you go with this...
~Skeeter The Lurker
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HUEHEUHEUEHUEHEU THIS STORY IS AWESOME!
TO ALL WHO ENJOY THIS FIC, I THANK YOU!
Either that's Discord in disguise or he's gonna be making his second friend soon
Well done, have a moustache! or three.
I hope Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon get trolled worse than Cherilee.
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STAY TUNED, POSTING CHAP 2 NOW...and you get your wish.
Have you ever considered submitting this story to Equestria Daily? You can find out how to do so here.
CLASSY MODE ENABLED.
...you've been trolled, you've been trolled, you have probably been told don't reply to this guy, he is just getting rise out of YOU!
Yes, it's true! You respond and that's his cue to start trouble on the double while he strokes he manly startle,
You've been trolled, you've been trolled, you should probably just fold when the only winning move is not to play!
Yet you keep on trying, mindless-ly replying, you've been trolled, you've been trolled have a nice day!
You've been trolled, you've been trolled have a nice day!
...Okay, this is pretty funny. The things Caps Lock says really are perfect internet garbage right now.
This could go so many glorious places.
Huh. Reminds me of Bodil40
.... sounds like the start to Cheerilee's garden if you ask me
ok ... what race is Caplocks?
3644494 earth pony.
Oh no! The floodgates are opening! I cant- *ahem* youve. Been. TROLLED! youve been trolled! You have probably been told, dont reply to this guy hes just trying to get a rise out of YOU! Yes its true you respond and thats his cue, to start trouble on the double as he strokes his manly stubble youve been TROLLED youve been TROLLED you should probably just fold when the only winning move is not to plaaay. And yet you keep on trying, mindlessly replying youve been trolled, youve been trolled, have a nice day! Youve been trolled, youve been trolled HAVE A NICE DAY!
Oh look, it's every brony ever. Including me.
3624913 Discord's theme song XD
That kid has internet tourette syndrome...
Wow. Ultimate troll. Ulti-troll. Seriously I laughed at everything that came out of his mouth. Best oc ever.
Wow. Ultimate troll. Ulti-troll. Seriously I laughed at everything that came out of his mouth. Best oc ever.
I nearly died laughing as I read this chapter and saw all the memes in my head.
Dragon
That moment when you want to leave a comment yet you don't know what to say.
Anyway... I can only say one word for this chapter of Lol's.
Well.
This is beautiful
Oh. My. God. I LOVE THIS!
Sh*t, that got dark fast.
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Cherilee is Berry Punch comfirmed
I want to sing the song, but I've been beaten to the punch.