Twilight peaches the peach peach until peach is peached peach'em.
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I'll give you guys something seriouser soon. Just let me have this one moment.
My body is not ready.
3645371 I can't really peach what your peaching to peach. So what peach you peach to peaching to peach
That moment when you read a word so much it makes no more sense in your mind!
Well now, I thought it was pretty serious. till the last few paragraphs I like your style
Really, Obs?
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I did it because I could, and because I thought it'd be fun. I think it's a decent enough story, discounting the meme, I have few regrets.
Save the lack of sleep I incurred while writing it.
What have you done, Obselescence? You've doom Fimfiction to endless Twilight eating peaches stories!
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Is this based off that blog post? It's based off that blog post, isn't it?
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...Maaaaaaybe.
Sir, you have created a monster, then created another monster that ate the first one, and is now rampaging through the "fair" countryside that is fimfic.
I like your style. Upvote.
This was
Impearssive.
Your devotion to the cause is
Immeasurapple.
So sayeth the Fruitlord.
I find this much creepier than I think I should.
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My only regret is that I could've been sleeping while I wrote this.
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It's national peach day, I think.
I somehow managed to understand those last few paragraphs, and that made this all the more amusing.
...
So, what, did Twilight get into Pinkie's 'special' brownies or something? Or are peaches just hallucinogenic to ponies now?
I am so confused right now. I don't know what to feel.
Why are you doing these things to my mind and heart and brain?
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We may never know...
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Because I can.
And also 'cause I love you.
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I love you too, but... you make me want to hate you now. Hate you in the face with an axe and a couple of bottles of beer, which we will then open and drink and celebrate over the weird magnificence of this story along with your self-indoctrination into a cult from which you have no escape.
This story has so many layers.
It's like an onion-peach hybrid that has exploded and caused me to make these weird statements and metaphors in your comments.
All the wrong things is are happened today.
A work of pure art.
My mind feels violated...
I want a peach now...
~Skeeter The Lurker
That picture..
Dear God.
Peaching to the choir, was she?
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Of course, though her motives were unimpeachable.
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You actually did it! Bravo!
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Like peaches.
Obs, I hope you realize the havok you've wrought. My mind can take no more, and my body is not ready. Do not give me a peach.
what am I even saying?
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A peach for your thoughts, sir?
Well, that sure is... a thing. Actually, I have idea what it is, but it sure is peachy.
Art. Just, pure art.
And this thing begins. I'm just waiting for the rest of these stories to come out.
This was fun, or perhaps fnu, as I first mistyped it.
The soft, fuzzy skin of this story had its own pleasure, but as it's juice ran down my throat I couldn't help but crave more. Fortunately I'm already following you so I suspect I'll get it, though perhaps in nectarine form or even - dare I say it? - pineapple.
Light and laughter,
SongCoyote
Good job Obs, you took a perfectly good fruit and made it the subject of my nightmares.
You deserve the Nobel Peach Prize for inspiring this whole thing, Obs.
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If it's any consolation, they're the subject of my nightmares too.
3646597 That surprisingly makes me feel a lot better.
Well this peach was peachedy peach peach peach 'em. Peaches, Obs. Peachada peacha peaches.
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You won't have to wait much longer!
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it ain't me
it ain't me
i ain't no fortunate son
it ain't me
it ain't me
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That's some twisted cover art.
This line made an impression me. Of all the silly sentences in this story, this one takes the cak- I mean, peach.
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PEACHES!!
I peached this a lot
Peaches
Peach peachity peach peach.
why are there two " twilight eats a peach / peaches" in the feature box...?
Wait... What?!
What blog post?
What is this thing that I just read!?
Why is the sky turning several unpleasant shades of lavender!?
Why are the Skylanders all turning demonic!?
WHAT'S GOING ON!?
seriously, what happened?
I peached.
I peached buckets.
Just peachy.