The Cutie Mark Crusaders have no common sense. Be very careful about telling them anything, because they will almost definitely find a way to misconstrue it. You learn that lesson very quickly... not that you particularly care.
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So making that "Better than sex cake". That looks delicious!
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Yeah, it's absolutely bloody amazing when made right. That Maria Luisa's also really good, if you like oranges.
That was a fun little fic. And I have say better than sex cake is awesome, but I can only stomach it in small pieces cause it's so rich.
this was awesome for the most part, but i couldent help but think the ending was unnecessarily dark. Sure its a dark tagged fic and all, but it just sorta ended in way that i think maybe wasnt entirely necesassary. I mean how did the CMC even come to the conclusion that they needed to make a live pony piñata to get their cutiemarks?
Other than that, it was very well written. You write snarky and sarcastic very well. Id love to see this Anon in another fic sometime
also the goat thing rocked
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I was actually thinking the same thing as I wrote it. It originally ended different, but that ending wasn't as fun. Also, you liked that Anon, you might like these two. Or the fuckmassive story that I have.
Also, remember the title? Kids are bloody stupid. And if Bon-Bon is full of candy...
3661210 thank ya kindly
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I ain't about to try to muscle in on your territory, mate.
Well, I did not see that coming. Very much like how it all came together at the end.
Mmmh... good recipes and a good, funny story? Thank you!
That ending.. kids and their logic
I wonder if Bon Bon's stuffing tastes like candy...
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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I'd imagine quite a lot. But that's what makes him special.
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Her cutie mark is candy, so she's filled with it.
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A lot of things. You can look at my other oneshots and tell that.
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Now when you say special...
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You know exactly what I mean.
Awesome, as always. I just can't get enough of your writing style.
And I also can't get rid of the feeling that I've read this somewhere else before, maybe in the Diaries? It feels like it's ripped off and edited to suit 2nd person narrative. Is this some kind of evil mastermind plan to bring more people to the Diaries?
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There are a few reoccurring themes from Diaries here, but it's not even close to a straight rip.
Thanks for the recipes. I'll be sure to try them out. N'yways...That was...quite the interesting story.
So tall…” the white one whispers.
“So weird…” the yellow one says.
“So cool!” the orange one yells.
Can't help reading this like Mordecai just after killing a badass psycho.
So if I beat up Rarity, she's gonna pop out a bunch of gems?
And then there's Sunbutt and Moonbutt. o_o
Holy GEEZ...this is hilarious! Poor Bon Bon.
I love it when a joke all Comes together in the end.
4918598 Are you sure you don't mean.... SWEETIE DROPS?
So if Applejack gets pricked by a thorn or gets cut while cooking, does she pop like a water ballon, and create an explosion of apple juice, hair, and a stylish hat?
Loved the running gag with Sweetie and goats!
Oh God, that ending!
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Well, the story did establish that the CMC were gullible, they were convinced that ponies were filled with the contents of what their cutie marks indicated, and we all know that the CMC will do anything to try to get a cutie mark.
Its only a matter of time until they turn to committing crimes to get their cutie mark.
Oh holy everything! I wish this had a sequel!
poor Bon-Bon
Wah wah waaaah
Haha lolz got me with that last bit
What in the fresh hell did I just read?
Hahaha, whatever it was, I loved it.
Nicely done dude, 10/10
At the end, I wasn't sure if she was hanging by the legs or by the neck. I'm leaning to the legs. I find it funny either way though
If Anon were an elf, his name would be Djer'qwad.
Poor Bonny. Lyra is gonna be so livid.
In a quiet room, trying not to burst out laughing. That was a good one...
The horror
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A cream-colored mare with pink and blue hair is hanging from a tree by a rope, a cutie mark of three pieces of candy on her flank. She was gagged and seemed to be struggling to free herself from the trap.
Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are holding a rope and Applebloom is spinning, a stick in one hoof and a blindfold around her eyes. When she stops, all three shout, “Cutie Mark Crusader piñata whackers, yay!” Then Applebloom starts swinging wildly, completely missing every time.
I feel better now.
it's not stupidity. Credulity, ignorance, naivety But not stupidity